Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Kuna kitu Magu anategesha...tena bonge la tego la kumnyakuwa mwana wa uganda kutoka Kwa utopolo Kenya..Hichi kipande cha Isaka - Mwanza ni tego la mzee JPM anampimia Uganda...na usishangae jiwe la msingi anamuita Mseven[emoji23] waweke wote...JPM uwa ana karata ya mbali ukitishia kujamba yeye anakunya kabxa..wakenya mlitaka kuua uchumi wa TZ..Ngariba haogopi Mkojo wacha tuwakekete bila Ganzi..Najua kwa mlivyo vilaza wa kiswahili hamtaelewa hii sms lakini dole limewaingia jiandaeni kulinusa[emoji12][emoji12]...Merry C-max in advance[emoji319][emoji319]

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[The best 007]

Mkuu, hii isave Vizuri [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Tutatumia sana mpka mwakani

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Hapa kwisha habari yao, unajua mm cku zote nlikuwa nakataa kabisa eti Kenya ipo juu ya Tz, co kweli na hata hyo takwimu kwmb Tz ipo miongoni mwa hyo list nakataa na km ipo basi itakuwa ya mwisho mwisho ukoo.

 

[The best 007]

Nilisikia wakisema wenyewe wanapimwa na kipimo cha juu zaidi sio sisi wa USD 1 per day [emoji1787]

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[The best 007]

Tanzania pia iko hapo,unacheka nyani mwezako,[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji122][emoji122]

Ila Kenya imezd aisee, yn nusu ya wakenya ni fukara wa kutupa na wale nusu waliobaki robo ni whites, so ni robo tu ya Wakenya ndio kdg wana uhafadhali, daahh inauma sana [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[kikihboy]

Mseveni anajenga expressway inspired by uhnye👏😍😍

 

[The best 007]

Kheee!!hivi joti nae ni commedian, haya kapiga show wapi na wapi..
Tuleteeni hzo show tumuone akichekesha watu na sisi tuzione

Joti unamjua au unamsikia, nenda tube umcheki zen njoo tuongee.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Mseveni anajenga expressway inspired by uhnye👏😍😍

Aa wapii!! ati inspired wakati quality ya barabara za Kenya ni majanga!

Wacha kujisifu hamna kitu Mseveni anaweza kuwa inspired na Uhunye!
Ndo maana hata SGR na pipeline amewakimbia!

 

[MOTOCHINI]

Mambo yanazidi Pamba Moto

 

[Tunna05]

Ww ni mbongo wawapi hujui kiswahili.

Mbona wabongo tunapenda ubishi hvyo 😂😂😂 aya bwana yaishe.. Watanzania tupo juu

 

[Tunna05]

We wa wapi?
Mbona unaongea vitu vipya?
Eti Kenya itupite comedy?
Kuna mkenya yupi anajua kuigiza comedy?
Accent yao tu wakiongea hata hamu ya kucheka inaisha

Oi kama hamuwafatili semeni tu hvyo lakini msibishane tu ... lakini wabongo yaishe bwana tuendele na mada za maana

 

[Justinr]

Mambo yanazidi Pamba Moto
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Aisee kwa wakunyaaa hili ni ndoto ya miaka 100 uko.....saiv wako na ushuzi wa floating bridge[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] wamepigwa danganya toto[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787] yanafraiiiii....

 

[Zuwenna]

Mambo yanazidi Pamba Moto
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kitu mwake

 

[Simon]

Mambo yanazidi Pamba Moto
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hawa watawahi kumaliza kuliko hata waturuki wa sgr [emoji53].. waturuki wanatuchelewesha

 

[joto la jiwe]

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1/2 of kenyans lives below poverty line
Source world bank[emoji116][emoji116][emoji116][emoji116]

Kenya among countries with majority of people in extreme poverty: WB

citizentv.co.ke

"Half of Kenya lives in poverty because of the stupidity of ethnicity," DP Ruto says - Citizentv.co.ke

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[NDINDA]

hawa watawahi kumaliza kuliko hata waturuki wa sgr [emoji53].. waturuki wanatuchelewesha

Barabara nadhani ndani ya wikii hii eneo la upande wa oysterbay linapoishia daraja kuelekea Coco Beach ,

kipande kati ya Daraja na Kenyatta inapokutana na Toure Tayari lami ishawekwa kama ifuatavyo.

Kipande kuanzia Toure na Kenyatta mpka ubalozi wa Uturuki kinaisha Wiki Hii kama maana kipo stage ya mwisho kumwagwa Lami.

Kitabaki kipande kuanzia Coco Plaza hadi Seacliff.

 

[Mr bongo]

Mseveni anajenga expressway inspired by uhnye👏😍😍

Hii bendera ni ya Tanzania au?

 

[kikihboy]

R

inspired wakati, quality ya barabara ya Kenya ni majanga!
Wacha kujisifu hamna kitu Mseveni anaweza kuwa inspired na Uhunye!
Ndo maana hata SGR na pipeline amewakimbia!

Read hill is one of the best roads in Kenya,that was just a small section na sa pako poa,about Thika road the maintenance is okey,those guys at first did a shody work but now their job is ok

 

[komora096]

Joti unamjua au unamsikia, nenda tube umcheki zen njoo tuongee.

Kujitoa ufahamu ndio commedy, acheni mchezo nyie bana...sio kila mtu anapenda hzo skit za kujitia utahira, mfano kw mtu km mm uongo..

Nisiende kw stand up commedy niangalie vi skit youtube

 

[Lusematic]

Mambo yanazidi Pamba Moto
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hatari sana

 

[Lusematic]

kitu mwake

welcome back ...