WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created...
habari zenu humu ndani, nadhani wote wazima wa afya na mmemaliza wkend salama, mie yangu ilikuwa mbaya sana tu.....
ijumaa asubuhi nilipata call kutoka kwa sis wangu( mtoto wa mamkubwa) analia tu...
Kuna demu alikuwa girlfriend wangu zamani, majuzi kaonekana kitaa anahamasisha masuala ya UKIMWI na amejitangaza laivu kuwa na yeye pia anayo ngoma. Washkaji kibao wanaelewa nilikuwa namega...
It is well established custom and ritual to wish those close to us a happy new year and to celebrate the end of the old year and to make new resolutions for the coming year. All civilizations and...
Why Women Cry
Watch her eyes
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you...
Habari kaka mimi ni msichana niliyebahatika kuolewa miaka kadhaa iliyopita, nikiwa katika ndoa yangu nilidanganyika nikatoa nje ya ndoa na huko nikakutana na mwanaume aliyejaliwa kuwa na mashine...
Nimesikiliza leo katika kipindi cha pata pata Wapo radio kuna jamaa mbezi juu alikuwa na nyeti ndogo kila akioa wanawake wanamkimbia alipo pata mke wa nne rafiki yake akamshauri atumie dawa za...
Wakuu kuna suala moja jana litutatiza wakati tunapata moja baridi moja moto huku mkuu wa meza akiwa sebuleni huku akisindikizwa na ndizi ya mzuzu iliyorotiwa.
Mjadala wenyewe unasema 'Utamsamehe...
Utasikia mtu anasema "mwanamke yule mzuri" lakini unaweza usiuone huo uzuri anaousifia. Hivi uzuri wa mwanamke ni nini? Vigezo vipi mwanamke awe navyo ili wengi wamuone mzuri?
I am Still thinking aloud in my honeymoon!...
Baada ya kujadili sana biashara za break-ups in nowadays marriages,i decided to go back to the roots...!
Kuna aina mbili za ndoa ambazo ni BASICS...
Je watu wana tilia maanani wanacho kiapa kanisani? Je wanajua wana apia nini? Maana una kuta mtu ana kula kiapo cha ndoa lakini anakuja kufanya opposite. Mtu ana sema kwenye shida na raha lakini...
Hapa ndugu zangu naomba kuuliza kuwa ni nani aliyekufundisha kufanya mapenzi?Maana nimeshasikia watu wanalalamika,ooh mara demu wangu hajui mapenzi,oooh mara flani anajua mavituuz,mara yule...
Don't ever lie to us, we alwayz find out.
We don't enjoy talking dirty as much as much as you enjoy listening
Don't say you understand when you don't
Girls are pretty, but yours is the...
(source unknown; I don't know how genuine the pictures actually are.)
A reminder to those who are on facebook not to give too much of your personal details!!
The girl in the picture posted...
Vijana wengi ambao wanapendana leo mapenzi yao hayadumu kiasi cha kubatizwa jina la utamu wa bazoka. Lakini yote hii inatokana na ukweli kwamba elimu ya mapenzi ambayo ni muhimu kwa binadamu...
Wakuu wenye utaalamu katika fani ya tiba nisaidieni hapa.
Nimeongea na rafiki yangu aliyeko Tz kaniambia kuwa last week kaachana na mkewe baada ya kumfumania akifanya ngono na KAKA yake. Ndiyo...
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