Mume na Mkewe - Wife and Husband

Utingo

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Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you were a newspaper too my dear, so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"


Expiry date
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"


Jangan Perasan dahh
A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"
 

Mbimbinho

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Aug 1, 2009
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Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! duh hiyo ya Gazet nimeipenda.., u made ma day mkuu...)
 

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