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. Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said ..When my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his...
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Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is
stealing, he can not stop stealing from the churchs money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor...
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Huu si utani kabisa kwa vijana wa Kitanzania . Ni barua ya maombi kazi hii ambayo mtu timamu aliyefuzu amekaa chini na kupoteza muda kuandika, akanunua bahasha na stempu kisha kuituma kwa ajili ya...
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Hiki sio kichekesho lakini nimeona nikilete huku.
Napenda kujua ule ukoo au Jina la MBORO kama bado lipo na linaendelea kutumika na wahusika. Au wameona si vema kulitumia hasa katika mazingia ya...
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One man was driving his car some where on the village , on the way he saw a girl
crying , he stopped and ask the girl why she was crying , the girl reply that she is sick.
The man took her to the...
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During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: 'Hey Abdul, are you there?'
On the Arab...
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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.
Ill be right back with some water, the doctor tells him...
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kuna haja ya kuwa train wengi harafu wasaidie kukuza uchumi
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.1. How do you put a giraffe into a...
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Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of...
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Excellent tips I tried a few & it worked...
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Jamaa mmoja alifika kazini akiwa na bandeji kwenye masikio yote mawili,bosi akamuuliza ilikuwaje akajibu eti alikuwa anapasi simu ikaita badala ya kupokea simu akapokea pasi ya moto,bosi...
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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior. When his wife...
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Wanasiasa 20 walipata ajali mbaya porini, mkulima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote kwa pamoja.
Baadaye polisi walikuja na kumhoji kuhusiana na ajali pamoja na maiti na...
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Nadhani mnakumbuka mnamo mwaka juzi hivi enzi zile simu za watu zilijaa maujumbe ya ajabu ajabu kuanzia ya matusi hadi ya kitakatifu. Ule upepo sijui umeelekea wapi ama umerithiwa na jambo gani...
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MANJONJO YA WAHAYA
Baada ya kumaliza degree yake ya sheria mlimani Bwana Rwegoshora aliamua
kurudi nyumbani Bukoba mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya
kuhudumia clients(wateja) .
Siku ya...
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Anza na glasi mbili za maji,telemshia mahindi ya kuchemsha matano,fuatiliza pilipili hoho kama tatu hivi,kandamiza viazi vitamu vinne vilivyoshiba, piga coca-cola tatu za chap-chap bila...
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
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On a very dark night, a guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love.
The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her.
She wants more and they do it again. She still...
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