A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
Katika kijiji kimoja kule mkoa wa Kilimanjaro, kulitokea mabishano makubwa kati ya mzee mmoja na kijana wake. mabishano haya yalikua yana husu chupi waliyoiokota.
Baba akasema; hii ni chupi...
Wahindi walikua wakimtania Mhindi singa singa wakasema kua Masinga singa wote hua wendawazimu
ifikapo saa 6 kamili za Mchanana wakasisitiza kua hii sio utani bali ni kweli. singa singa mmoja...
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.
All Arab facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home. After a few...
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until...
One day a man said to his wife,'i dont knw how u can be so stupid & so beautiful at the same tym.''the wife responded, allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so u would be attracted to me &...
A married couple went to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's...
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What...
Kule kisiwani pemba mchezo wa n'gombe ni maarufu sana na kuna n'gombe wengi wakali
na wachezaji stadi.
any how kulikua na n'gombe mmoja mkali kupita wote kwa umaarufu anaitwa KIPOLE.
Sasa stori ni...
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "about 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few...
Soma hichi kisa cha mhindi singa singa.
siku moja mhindi singa singa alipanda treni kuenda mikoani , kwakua alikua na pesa na safari ilikua ndefu basi ilibidi akate tiketi ya daraja la kwanza...
Huu ni mtazamo baada ya kuona wakongwe, watoto wa samba waliojiamini toka Wc inaanza mpka jana wakalamba mchanga.
Brasil imekuma inajiamini kama CCM kuwa wao ndo wenyewe hawakujua kuwa damu...
A little boy asks his dad : daddy , what's between my mom legs ?
The father answers : the paradise , my son .
The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy ?
The father replies : the...
Siku moja kijana wangu alikuwa mgonjwa, bibi yake akampeleka hospitali moja hapa Dar. Sasa walipokuwa kwenye bench wakisubiri kuhudumiwa, akaja mlemavu mmoja wa macho (kipofu) akakaa karibu yao...
Mhh, huyu dada na maneno ya Mange kuwafundisha wenzake jinsi ya kuwawinda Wanaume wenye hela zao yaani Mabuzi au Wadhamini in English (Sponsor) yako kama chanda na pete. Yameiva kwa kukalangizwa...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each
Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM...
Sirudii tena!!!
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na mke mzuri sana. Kwa kuwa jamaa huyu kazi yake ilikuwa ni udereva wa malori , muda mwingi...
Wasomi wawili mmoja wa Uhasibu na mwingine wa IT walikuwa wanatambiana hivi
Msomi wa Uhasibu akaanza kujidai hivi mimi nimesoma hadi nimepata CPA
Msomi wa IT naye akajidai hivi na mimi nimesoma...
In case of an emergency,
speak only in English and forget about saying prayers
in any other language...U never know what kind of
translation problem u can run into...
An Indian in the US...
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