freddy the sperm


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There was a little sperm named freddie and all he wanted in his life was to fertilise an egg.He started getting into shape so well in order to be fit for the big day.He swimed around and excercised constantly until he is in peak physical condition.Then one day his time comes.He is shot out with all his other buddies and the race is on to get to the egg first,Freddie powers away until he cant be seen by the other sperm.All the other sperm cant believe how fit he is and they all say to each other that freddie is going to win.Then suddenly,Freddie comes back swimming toward the other sperm,they cant understand what he is doing,they yell out ,freddie where the **** are you going?To which Freddie replies,"It is an ARSEHOLE"
 

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There was a little sperm named freddie and all he wanted in his life was to fertilise an egg.He started getting into shape so well in order to be fit for the big day.He swimed around and excercised constantly until he is in peak physical condition.Then one day his time comes.He is shot out with all his other buddies and the race is on to get to the egg first,Freddie powers away until he cant be seen by the other sperm.All the other sperm cant believe how fit he is and they all say to each other that freddie is going to win.Then suddenly,Freddie comes back swimming toward the other sperm,they cant understand what he is doing,they yell out ,freddie where the **** are you going?To which Freddie replies,"It is an ARSEHOLE"
hahahahahaha! mkuuu umenivunja mbavu.. dah!! he
 

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There was a little sperm named freddie and all he wanted in his life was to fertilise an egg.He started getting into shape so well in order to be fit for the big day.He swimed around and excercised constantly until he is in peak physical condition.Then one day his time comes.He is shot out with all his other buddies and the race is on to get to the egg first,Freddie powers away until he cant be seen by the other sperm.All the other sperm cant believe how fit he is and they all say to each other that freddie is going to win.Then suddenly,Freddie comes back swimming toward the other sperm,they cant understand what he is doing,they yell out ,freddie where the **** are you going?To which Freddie replies,"It is an ARSEHOLE"
ahahahahhahahhahahhah!!!!!!!!!!:banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease::banplease:
 

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