JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ugonile!..............Najua umenisahau.Naitwa Andendekisye Lupakisyo Mwamasika mpwa wake na Afundile Ambakise Mwakibete ni yule binamu yake na Asangalwisye Simalike Mwalusako wa IPINDA Baba...
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Jacks wife is watching the cooking channel. Jack-Why are you watching that? You don't know how to cook! Wife-Well you watch porn too!
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The Seed
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do...
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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to...
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When you hear these comments don't assume their positive sound is all they indend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker.
"That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure."...
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Kuna kampuni ya magari makubwa(Trucks)ambazo hufanya shughuli za kusafirisha mizigo ndani na nje ya Tz,basi kama kawaida wasafiri huwa wawili suka na utingo wake,basi wakapakia mzigo Dar wanaenda...
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Mama anatoka nje anamkuta mwanawe anayechezea Condom iliyotumika.
MAMA:Tupa haraka hiyo kitu
MWANA:Sawa mama ila uji uliokuwemo nishaunywa
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom...
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A Beautiful women, went to the doctor and she asked Doctor ''My Boobs are so small, is there anything you can do for me?'' Doctor said: yes, You should come everyday here and 3 hours ill suck your...
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A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her,"...
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Duhh!! ni soo!!
mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi
videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za
dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia...
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Kuna jamaa angu anaishi Iringa eti kanambia kuna fununua
ya kuwa Mtoto wa Jeikei kanunua stand ya miomboni
ya vidaladala na anajiandaa kuzuia kuoakia abiria ili
ajenge ghorofa hapo
Is it true...
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One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given.
Mrs. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it?"
The...
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Nimetumiwa sms na mtu wangu wa karibu (anafanya kazi serikalini):
"XXXXXX, ukifowadiwa email yyt inayomuhusu rais wa tz pse dont forward it to any one kuna watu imewagharimu kwenda selo kulala...
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A doctor told a guy that mast*rb*ting before sx would help him last longer in the game.He said
"What tha hell i'll try it out before i reach home."
The next day when he was about to leave the...
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As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head...
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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I...
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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway but your waiter may know!
This is pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work...
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There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that hung down from a military helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray, so they all agreed that one person should let go...
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