Jamaa alikuwa anaota kaokota fuko la Rambo limejaa coins pia limetoboka ikabidi alishike vizuri kwa juu na akaanza kugombana na wa2 wasiokote hela zake yeye akaamua kuliziba hilo fuko la...
Mwalimu alitoa hom Wek ya kuchora meli kwa Madent wake,lkn kesho yake akapigwa na butwaa.MWL:We mbona umechora bahari wakati mie nimesema mchore Meli? DENT:nilichora meli ila imezama kwasababu...
Source: Yahoo friends.
Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in Lake Zone of Tanzania, some
parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile service...
Dogo mmoja amepata division one katika mtihani, akaenda kwa baba yake akamuuliza, "Hivi baba hizi akili zote nimepata toka kwa nani? Kwako au kwa mama?" Mzee akamjibu, "naona umechukua akili za...
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left...
A woman was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells...
A man and his son were talking about sex.
The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"
"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.
The...
Jamani hii miito mingine kwenye simu inatuponza..!!! Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anapata kinywaji sehemu, akaenda msalani akaacha simu kwenye meza aliyokuwa amekaa.
Ghafla simu yake ikaanza...
Habari zenu wandugu,ni hivi cc Wabongo wengi tuna tabia ya kuwaona Wamakonde na majina yao kama watu wa ajabu kwa kujipa majina ya vitu lkn hata wazungu mbona wanajiita hivyo angalia majina haya...
There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why...
Nasikia juzi uliwakatikia watu bar,
jana unamatikia boss ofisini,
Leo hii tena umenikatikia chumbani sijui una matatizo gani
jamani huu umeme wa tanesco
Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and...
Love Letter,
This is a love letter from a boy to a Girl .However, the Girls father does not like him and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girls father will...
Wanafunzi walikuwa wanapata msosi wakati wa mapumziko pale shuleni kwao,basi wakaanza mazungumzo yao
MWANAFUNZI#1:He!we mbona unakula mihogo kama nguruwe,nyie kweli maskini,unaniona mie mwenzio...
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