JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
hii sikuwahi kuitumia
bonge ya kilinda mfuko siku hizo
enzi zake hii ilitosha kukupatia msosi hotelini.
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*I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a*leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung...
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street, in Michenzani Zanzibar. It was on the 5th floor without a lift, but he was happy to go up there and show his new...
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"A Local forgot to ZIP UP, So a lady tells him, "YOU left your GARAGE open". The men gives her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks "DID you see my RANGER ROVER parked inside?"
The Woman smiles...
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl...
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Baba mmoja alikuwa kikojozi. Tabia hiyo ilikuwa kero kwa mkewe kiasi cha kutaka kuachika. Hata hivyo mama akaenda kwa siri kwa mganga Kingalu ili apate dawa ya kumponya mmewe ugonjwa wake. Mganga...
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Mr Mawalla : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own wife!!!"
Mr Mawalla: "But the girl is the daughter of the President of NMB."
Son: "Well, in that case... OK"...
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Ili kutibu majeraha ya Dr Slaa na wanachadema napendekeza DR Kikwete kumpa Ukuu wa wilaya Dr Slaa
Wewe unapendekeza apewe cheo gani?
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E bana nimekutana na hizi tressure kwa internet, unaweza kujisevia!
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Yet another very strange, but very true story, and what a strange picture:msela:
Check it out at
DAR | Weird News
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you...
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Kuna dada mmoja alizaa na mchina, baada ya miezi tatu, mtoto akafariki ghafla. Basi maziko yakaandaliwa . Mama akawa analia kwa uchungu sana, huku akitamka nilijua tu jamani mie! Wamama...
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Do you know the meaning of ...
A B C D E F G
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
in reverse order............
G F E D C B A
Girls Forgot Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again
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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director startedlooking for a new one to hire.A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory...
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Source: Yahoo friends
Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop
Q: What is the difference between...
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Two men, one Tanzanian and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking a few beers
The Indian man said to the Tanzanian, 'You...
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CHEMSHA BONGO
Just try don't be afraid!!!!
Below are four ( 6 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of...
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Padri Mwalusakisyo ameua Mgonjwa. Ilikuwa jion alipokuja kumuombe Mose. Wakati akiendelea kumuombea, kwa bahati mbaya akakanyaga waya wa umeme ambao umeunganishwa na mashne ya kupumulia...
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Kila mtu kazaliwa na kipaji chake , unaweza ukasomea uhasibu ukajafanya kazi ya kuzoa taka, au kumbe wewe ni mpaa samaki feri.Ingizeni majina yenu kwenye hiyo excel then mtajua kazi zinazowastahiki.
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Siku moja fundi wa simu alitumwa na bosi wake kwenda kwa Advocate Rutakyamirwa. Ruta alipomuona fundi akanyanyua simu ya mezani na kuanza kuongea kwa mbwembwe.
How are you Kajumulo? Vipi...
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