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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 9, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
    Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on."
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
    When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower,
    "Who was that?"
    "It was Bob, the next door neighbor," she replies.
    "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

    Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in a timely fashion with your stockholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure

  2. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe! Yan km ni mm najikausha kabsa aende akamdai mwnyewe then aksema amenpa namkana, au amwmbie hbnd alnpa kwaajil gn?
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Bonge la ujanja,jamaa deni kalipa na kuangalia machine frii ovu chaji,We kubali kuliwa, sababu jamaa kashaona lkn c hajashika wala kuondoka navyo vitu vyako?maana jamaa akiulizwa atasema alikupa,next time inabidi umuulize kaja kulipa deni au kuangalia vitu vyako?