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A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the...
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Baada ya mgao wa umeme sasa ni mgao wa mabomu, ulianzia mbagala, na sasa Gongolamboto imefuaata, itakuja mabibo farasi, utafika upanga, utapita utaenda mpk Mwenge pale...
HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES = a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder.
This...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...
Mpare mmoja alinunua mbuzi kwa ajili ya kitoweo, akamwambia mpishi, Nuthu ya nyama ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye Fritha!, kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudh chukuchuku!, Ngodhi...
CHAGGA WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her Amarula (or Redds), mbuzi choma and dance the whole night. You have to buy her credit, to organize for the second date.
Second Date: You get to...
Kuna jamaa alichora tattoo ya neno ADIDAS ktk uume wake ili akamuoneshe demu wake mpya,walipofika nyumbani wakavua nguo,jamaa akamsuprise kwa kumuonesha demu wake tattoo hiyo lkn kwa kuwa uume...
KUAMINIANA!
Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu.
Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia...
President Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
President Obama goes first: "What will the...
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Sijui kama ndiye huyu mwanajamii au ni ukoo wake kijamii, maana nimekutana na wengi na hawataki kufafanua mahusiano yao na mm tumjuaye.
Swali: Mheshimiwa Rais je unawajua...
Unakaa kijjni na shughuli zako ni kupeleka jongoo mjn,lkn ukiondoka mkeo naye anagawa uroda kwa jamaa, jirani mwema akaamua kukuambia kuwa unaposafiri mkeo anatoa uroda,hukumuamini na kuamua...
Tutaendelea na utaratibu wa kupiga mabomu kila juma 5,kuanzia saa 2:30 hadi saa 5 usiku,mpaka WATANZANIA kwa hiari yenu mtakapokubali deni la Dowans lilipwe!baada ya kuanza na maeneo ya...