A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front
>of him.When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really...
When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run. I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.
Finally, though, I thought of a clever way to...
Polisi alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi makaburini,mwizi alipochoka akaamua kuvua nguo na kukaa juu ya kaburi,polisi alipofika akamkuta mwizi uchi juu ya kaburi ikabidi amuulize.
Polisi:samahani...
Habari ya leo nilikuwa nataka wewe mwenyewe ujijue kama ni mwanamke au mwanaume angalia jibu hapo chini
Endelea kuangalia chini
Endelea tena kuangalia chini...
Bahili alinunua Mbuzi,kufika pale home kwake akamwabia my wife wake.
BAHILI:-Nyama nusu pika pilau iliobaki weka kwenye friza.
Kichwa fanya subu
Ulimi na moyo utachoma...
Nimecheka hadi basi ,leo asubuhi nimepishana na kijana kavaa kama enzi zetu zile miaka ile arobaini na saba ,kafuga afro,kavaa raizoni,bwanngwa..vp unakumbuka mavazi yako ya zamani au ushayachoma...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told...
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...
Baba alikuwa anagombana na mwanawe,mambo yakawa hivi.... Baba:wewe ni shahawa zangu mwenyewe kwahiyo usiusumbue ubongo wangu.... Basi yule mtoto akaenda chooni kupiga punyeto akarudi na kondom...
Here is the reason why Tanzania is crippled by severe power shortages.
Electricity pylons in the countryside have long since stopped transmitting
power and instead utilize the power lines to...
Ni UVOSI (UKOSEFU wa VOCHA SIMUNI).
Ugonjwa mbaya sana na dalili zake ni:
kudipu ovyo ovyo.
Tafazali nipigie.
Kusambaziwa vocha.
Kuangalia salio kila wakati mpaka dole gumba linamea sugu...
WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get...
Watanzania jamani kuna tungo nyingine ambazo zina mana zaidi ya moja ,kwa hyo mtu anaweza akaitamka kukawa na mana zaidi ya moja kwa mtamkaji na anayesikiliza au mpokeaji,hebu kutana na tungo tata...
Kama ilishakuwepo humu samahani sikuiona
James is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as...