Mzee wakichaga uvumilivu umemshinda, baada ya kupigia hesabu mia tanotano za babu, kaingiwa na uchu kaamua kumtoa kijana wake wa pekee mwanafunzi kwenda kwa babu na kudai eti ni mtoto wa babu...
Mbona kila anaetetea dawa za huyu Babu wa LOLIONDO anaonekana kama ni mpenzi au Mkereketwa wa CDM? maana wote wanaotetea hiyo dawa ukifuatilia post zao nyingi utaona wameshabikia CDM!!!
Sasa...
Dear Staff,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the worldwide slowdown of economies, since the being of 2008, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 30 plus...
Mitambo ya Kampuni ya kufua umeme ya Dowans, tayari imeshauzwa nje (Cyprus) kinachosubiriwa sasa ni kumalizika kwa taratibu za kimahakama dhidi ya Shirika la Ugavi wa Umeme Tanzania (Tanesco)...
Thread sounds catchy eeh?
I'm afraid inaweza kuhamishwa kwa sababu it does not reasonate with the mentality ya watu humu which is quite rather sad
Nakumbuka the old JF used to have the likes of...
A SECTION of some Tanzanians, who were kidnapped by Somalian Pirates, wait for some protocol at Julius Nyerere International Airport (JNIA) after arriving safely in Dar es Salaam on Tuesday...
A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and...
Mzee mmoja wa kichagga tajiri kwa jina la MDAWA alipata ajali mbaya sana ya gari. Alipoteza fahamu na kupelekwa KCMC huku matumaini ya kupona yakiwa yametoweka kabisa. Kutokana na juhudi za...
Wapendwa yawezekana hata hili giza ni nguvu za giza..baada ya kamati ya makamba kutoa ushauri wake na kugusia wah waende loliondo kuombewa na babu..hivi sasa kuna mpango maalum wa menejiment...
Kuna rafiki yangu nilisoma naye shule ya msingi nikakutana naye jana na kuniambia ya kuwa kazi yake ni kuwafundisha wanyama mbalimbali jinsi ya kuongea na hata kupokea simu ndipo akanipa namba...
Topical,Kipeng'e,Jk wa ukweli,Malaria sugu,Kashaga,Zubeda na wengineo wanaofanana na mitazamo kama ya hawa watu.
Siyo siri hawa jamaa wanakera ni balaaa......yaani hawa jamaa wako against kwa...
Kuna dingi ni mnene ile mbaya, basi wakati amenda job huku home akiwa amewacha wanae akaja rafiki yake ambaye ukweli ni mnene kupitiliza!
Mgeni:Baba yenu yupo?
Watoto:Hapana....baba kaenda job...
Mjanja anijibu hili fumbo:......
CLUES
1)It's white, it's round but not always around.
2)Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's dark and sometimes both.
3)Many wish to walk on it but few...
Sharobaro baada ya kupiga foleni kwa siku mbili akafika kwa babu, kapewa kikombe cha uzima anywe, akawa kakishika tu...agh babu akamwambia vp mbona hunywi, sharobaro likajibu...''yoooh mamen...
du nan yupo juu ss hv? Mtaan hakuna cha simba wala yanga,chdm wala ccm,arsnl wala man..ni babu 2! Watu washasahau had mfumuko wa bei! Mgao wa umeme....kunani?
Chinese businessman was getting ready to go on a Long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious Sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought
he'd buy her a little something to...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED....
But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And...
Mratibu wa tamasha la nyimbo za injili bwana Alex Massama amesema kuwa Mpendwa wetu Rais Kikwete anatarajiwa kuwa mgeni rasmi katika tamasha la pasaka. Kwa taarifa zilizopo mhe JK amekubali...
Mama wa watoto 3 mitaa ya kimara Dar-es-salaam akosa la kufanya jana jioni,baada ya kupewa taarifa na mumewe yakuwa anatarajia kuoa mke wa pili.Jambo la mke wa pili halikumshitua sana mama huyo...