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Ulevi mbaya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mwl, Jun 3, 2011.

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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi mmoja alipita makaburini usiku bahati mbaya kulikuwa na kaburi lililochimbwa hajazikwa mtu, akatumbukia, kila alivyojaribu kutoka ikashindikana, akaamua kulala mule, muda si mrefu akapita mlevi mwengine naye akatumbukia, kwa sababu ya giza hakuona mtu, akajaribu kutoka akasikia sautu ikimwambia HUTOKI HUMU akafa palepale.
     
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    Mwongo! Nani alikusimulia wewe?
     
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    jaribu tena baadae
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Napita tu,sirudi tena.
     
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    emma-chriss Senior Member

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    Upo darasa la ngapi mheshimiwa, nahisi la kwanza au la pili hivi!
     
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    Eti eeh!
     
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    pointers JF-Expert Member

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    huyo jamaa alikuwa muoga sana...........
     
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    Sharo hiphop JF-Expert Member

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    Badoooo, lete nyingine! Mi napita kwanza.
     
  9. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Hivi unajiita au wanakuita mwalimu?
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    u make my day...mbavu sina
     
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    nyuki dume JF-Expert Member

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    Kajipange tena kijana

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    mbavu... sina umenichekesha sana...
     
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    He he he naona pombe iliondoka kichwani
     
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    Hivi inawezekana jeeee?
     
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    ni khatar!
     
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    Mbona hata haichekeshi?
     
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