Some perfect answers to some stupid questions!

[Wisdom]

Shared through email. Credit the mail originator (not me).

When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I'm training to die!

Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.

When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

Your friend calls your home phone:-where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They are Carrots​

 

[pirate]

Lol..!thatz good mate.!

 

[Good Guy]

You go with your wife in a hotel and a waiter asks
o you need a table for two sir?
-No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders!

 

[Vin Diesel]

imekaa vizuri

 

[Ibrahimovic]

You go with your wife in a hotel and a waiter asks o you need a table for two sir?-No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders!

hahahaaa..

 

[Ibrahimovic]

Shared through email. Credit the mail originator (not me).When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?A: No! I'm training to die!Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?A: No, in the next one.When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?A: No. I'm sleep walking!Your friend calls your home phone:-where are you?A: At the bus stop!They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?A: No baby! They are Carrots​

yeah.. That are perfect answers.. Imekaa njema!

 

[zumbemkuu]

hahahahaaha..

 

[Gagurito]

You go with your wife in a hotel and a waiter asks o you need a table for two sir?-No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders!

Hahahahahaaa! Kali hiyo mkuu!