A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy; walked up to the pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said ' Id like to buy some cyanide"
The pharmacist asked "Why in the world...
kipofu mmoja alikua amembeba kilema..! the thing ni kwamba kilema alikua anamsaidia yule kipofu kuona..! na kilema alikua kilema wa miguu..! alikua hana miguu yote miwili..! so alikua anakaa...
haya..haya...haya..hayaaaa!!! wanajamii..! kwanza nawatakia ..EID MUBBARAKH...
hii ni kali ya leo.. kama kawaida yangu mzee wa mitaani..! leo nimepata kitu flani bwana kilitokea mitaa ya mkoa wa...
Tumsifu yesu kristo wakuu!!kuna mdada mmoja 2nasoma wote chuo kimoja,kuna kipindi flani ilitokea akawa ameuwawa{kaishiwa pesa} akaja akantel nimkopeshe kiasi flan hvi kwa makubaliano kwamba aftr 2...
Pengine hili hujui si kwambii uachane nao la hasha
omba umwone dk akusaidie kuna mabinti na makaka wengi masuperstar wameteseka sababu ya kkumwa magonjwa ya zinaa mara kwa mara na wengine kuwa...
Kuna habari kuwa baada ya baraza la mpito NTC kutangaza kitita cha midola kibao kwa atakaye muua au kumkamata Ghadaffi, jamaa katuma meseji ifuatayo kwa kiongozi wa baraza hilo.
aisee baba angu...
Sijui kama ni mimi tu lakini kuanzia mwezi huu wa nane nimeanza kusikia sana watu wenye majina haya zaidi ya muda wote maishani mwangu,
ukikaa Bar utasikia 'we Masaburi tuu utaniambia nini' ...
Mama mmoja baada ya purukushani na kukurukakara nyingi,alifanikiwa kuingia ndani ya DSM la ubungo-g/mboto.Mama alipoingia ndani ya daladala alidaka chuma la juu kuji-support bila hata kuangaza...
price of the dress.
Lady: what is the price of this dress?
Salesman: 5 kisses
Lady: what is the price of that dress?
Salesman: 10 kisses
Lady: OK pack both of them & bill will be paid by my...
"i hate love, but i must love because god gave me love,
how can i escape from threat of lov???
This is by loving someone who is out of my head and out of my site.....
I advise you to do as i."!
bosi mmoja alikua na ofisi yake na siku moja alipo kua anaingia ofisini akamkuta messanger anakiss( kula denda) na secretary wake.. basi bosi kwa hasira na sauti kubwaa akamwuliza messanger.."...
Leo wakati najikumbushia program fulani ya computer nilikutana na formula ya kupata mwezi wa pili una siku ngapi kati ya 29 au 28 katika mwaka husika. Nimejiuliza sana ....hivi kama ulizaa mtoto...
(1)shinyanga;Hii imemkuta baba yangu mkubwa enzi za ujana wake,mara ya kwanza alikuwa anachunga mbuzi huko kishapu shinyanga.Mara baada ya kuona mbuzi wameshiba,aliamua kupiga usingizi ili kuvuta...
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