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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husbands key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "Hes so drunk he wont even notice youre in bed with me."
Sure enough, the...
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1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.
2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are...
A little old lady walked into the main branch of the Tandale Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million dollars that she...
The trouser suit may be the uniform of choice for the power-dressing career woman.
But shed be better off in a skirt, if the latest research is to be believed.
Skirts give a better first...
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to...
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Rajput wanted to have $ex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Rajput got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a R100 if you let me...
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Mtalii alimwuliza kijana mwenye boti,Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography,
Geology and Criminology?Kijana mwenye boti akajibu NO.Mtalii akamwambia kijana,''What the hell u know on the face of...