huwa nashangaa sana mtu akilalamika eti oooooh! maisha magumu..kwa nini ung'ang'anie vitu vigumu?kama maisha magumu achana nayo fanya vitu vingine kwani kuna vitu vingi sana vya kufanya labda...
Tunashauriwa kwamba, watu wanaosafiri kwa kutumia vyombo vya BAHARINI kuvaa viatu aina ya YEBO YEBO. Utafiti uliofanywa imeonekana kwamba aina hii ya viatu huwa hazizami baharini. Baadhi ya watu...
Krup hadi ndani police! Police wa zamu wamepigwa butwaa kumuona kijana mmoja kaingia police post kwa ghafla na kwa kasi ya ajabu huku akihema. Kabla hawajaanza kumuhoji kulikoni wanaliona kundi la...
Mzee mmoja alikuwa anacheza draft na wazee wenzie.Msosi ulipokuwa tayari,mkewe akamtuma mwanae akamwite baba yake kwa ajili ya msosi.Dogo alipofika kwa baba yake akaamua kumwita kimafumbo ili wale...
Sales girl: sorry Sir,you can't smoke here
Man:but I bought this cigarette from your shop
Sales girl:yes we also sell condoms here,does it mean you'll start fu**ng us..
Jamaa moja alikuwa na mazoea ya kwenda kuogelea kwenye kisima kimoja kikubwa kilichotengenzwa kwa sakafu kila upande.Kwa kawaida yake akifika mita 30 kutoka kisamani anakimbia kwa nguvu na kurukia...
why is 6 afraid of 7?-because 7 ate 9!!!! [7 8 9]
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.One says, "I've lost my electron".The other says, "Are you sure?"The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive.
Maths...
A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some...
Mzee mmoja alikuwa anadaiwa madeni mengi yasiyolipika.Katika wote wanaomdai,kuna jamaa aliyemkopesha sh.5000
ndo alikuwa anamsumbua kila siku kumdai pesa yake.Siku moja alfajiri yule jamaa...
Katika kipima joto cha ITV kuna aina tatu za majibu
1. NDIYO
2. HAPANA
3. SIJUI.
Mfano wa Swali.
-----Ongezeko la watoto wa mitaaani jijini Dar es Salaam, Je serikali ilaumiwe?---------
Hapa...
A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in
... And a spade to bury the bitch
Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son
Differentiation with Integration
(Do, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)
Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,
Near Polynomial...
kuna dogo mmoja alikuwa anahudhuria mafundisho ya dini sikumoja mwalimu alikuwa akifundisha akauliza wangapi wanataka kwenda mbinguni? watoto wote wakanyoosha kasoro yuke dogo mwalimu akamuuliza...
Nanukuu kampeni za mgombea huyu huko Igunga;Nitaanza na vijana>>vijana hamna kazi,mnakaa vijiweni bila kazi>>vijana mna 'very problems'>>Ninyi ni kama solar panels,mnachomeka juani muda...
Habari zenu wana JF, Kwanza namshukuru Mungu kwa siku hii ya leo, ni siku njema inayopendeza machoni pa Mungu. Namshukuru mama yangu mpendwa kwa sababu katika siku hii ya leo tarehe 28 September...