Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that
is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?! You should...
A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot the 1st and printed John 4:18.
1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love. But perfect love cast out fear...
A tourist asked a boat guy Do u know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The boat guy said NO....The tourist then said: What the hell u know on the face of this earth? U will...
Habari wana JF….
Kila mwanadamu ana kitu ambacho yeye binafsi hukubali
na kuridhika kua it is the best thing about Her/him or one
of the best thing... Regardless ya kusubiri Usifiwe na...
Mara ya kwanza kulikuwa na tangazo la kuvunja ukimya hasa kipind cha kombe la dunia lilidhaminiwa na watu wa marekani, saiz kuna tangazo/mabango ya funga mkanda limedhaniwa na watu wa umoja wa...
Kuna habari kwenye gazeti la Raiamwema la jana kuwa aliyekuwa katibu wizara ya Giza na migao kafunga ofisi(ya umma) na kuondoka na funguo kwa maelezo eti kuna vitu vyake vimekaa vibaya na eti yuko...
Duh post takriban elfu 5 sijawahi kutoa wala kupokea Thanks hata moja..!!!
Nilidhani nina mtaji wangu tayari, ukiona hivi unaweza kusema huyu Jamaa ni mchoyo kweli kweli..!!!
Ngoja nianze...
Hi JF!.
Nimelichunguza mda mrefu...hatimae nimegundua hili: kwa kua njia ya upatikanaji ni rahisi ya watoto ndio maana wamejaa mitaani.
-unae mke nyumbani lakini unae mwingine mtaa mwingine...
Mkuu Kivumah ni muhimu leo usifurahie tu kua You are
one year older La msingi ni kumshukuru
Mungu pia kua you are indeed one year older
Heri na fanaka viwe nawe hasa siku hii...
Marafiki...
Yan nimekutana na majina mazuri na mabaya hapa Jf, mengine yanafurahisha ukilisoma tu waanza mjengea picha alivo. Mie binafsi wakati nipo O-level kulikuwa na mdada anamasaburi balaa tukawa tunaita...
Girl: Hi Baby
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending fails)
Girl : upo?
Boy: Ndiyo,nipo (sending fails)
Girl: Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Boy: Hapana baby... nipo!... (Sending fails)
Girl : It s...
Duchess of Alba, bibi wa miaka 85 anayetoka katika familia ya kifalme, ambaye annaminika kuwa na utajiri mkubwa kuliko taifa zima la Monaco, juzi alifunga ndoa na mchuchu wake mwenye miaka 20...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could...
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wewe uliyeanzisha hii thread nakushukuru sana kwa hii thread yako kunikumbusha kuwa na mimi ninatimiza miaka kadhaa leo hii, akhsante sana! bila hivyo ingenipita hivi...
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This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed
To make love to her because of his small "Member". So one day while they were
at the drive-in movies, he decides...