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Life expirience !!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jewel, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1

    Partners help each other undress before sex.

    However after sex, they always dress on their own.

    Moral of the story:

    In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



    SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2

    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats".

    But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

    Moral of the story:

    "Hard work is never appreciated”
     
  2. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    I like this
     
  3. mwantui

    mwantui JF-Expert Member

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    nzuri...
     
  4. derlevi2005

    derlevi2005 New Member

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    Unatisha kwa hii experience!! Uko juu.
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa tumbo na penis wapi na wapi?
    ujauzito unatokana na ushirikiano wa dick na pussy
    i disagree with your truth no 2
    pongezi ilistahili dick and pussy!!
     
  6. F

    Fredyse New Member

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    Duh!?!nmeipenda hyo....
     
  7. Mwendabure

    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda japo kizungu kimenifanya nisome nikiwa karibu na feni... lol!
     
  8. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimezipenda mkubwa.
     
  9. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    namba mbili mi hoi hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaloh!
     
  10. O

    Optimistic Soul JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work
     
  11. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Aaah.! Hah hah , touch a what?? Pen's..mmh
     
  12. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Mods plz.! Wake up.!
     
  13. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaa,they are not sure which penis made that stomach. Ha ha haaa,hii kali kweli.

    Optimistic Soul;hahahaa for number 2, people are not sure of the father so they do not know which penis should be appreciated for its hard work
     
  14. THK DJAYZZ

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap !!!
     
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