JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mwalimu mmoja aliwapa wanafunzi wake zoez la kuchora tembo..kila mwanafunz akawa busy akichora katika karatas lake..mwanafunz mmoja ambaye hakujua kuchora akaweka alama ya nukta katikati ya...
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A teacher in the class;
Teacher;which crops do we export to europe and brings income?
1st Boy:Coffee
Teacher:goog,how many types of coffee do we have in africa?
The same boy:Two types
Teacher;Very...
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Boss aliingia afisini mwake asubuhi huku akiwa amesahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake na kukumbana na sekretari aliemuuliza boss..je,ulipotoka nyumbani umekumbuka kufunga geti ya mahala...
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Picha yako nimeiona katika kipindi cha kumbukumbu tbc cha watu ambao walikwisha fariki mwanawani ,sasa saina uhakika kama ni wewe ,ila kama siyo wewe nasamehe kumbe duniani ni wawiliwawili...
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Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za kujiua akakosa alipomkuta SIMBA amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ALIWE afe ...........,basi alienda akamtia kidole NYUMA hadi simba akaamka ; SIMBA...
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Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu.
Mara muumini mmoja akaingia, akapiga magoti upande wa pili na kufanya
ishara ya msalaba akaanza kuungama.
"padri naungama dhambi...
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Wanajamvi,
Wahenga walisema "Kweli itatuweka huru" na kwamba "Kitu anachoweza mtu mzima akiwa amekaa, kijana hawezi kukiona hata akiwa amesimama" hayo ndio maono na busara za wazee wetu, leo hii...
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Viongozi watatu wa kitaifa wa CHADEMA wapo kwenye hatua ya mwisho ya mazungumzo kuhamia CCM. Habari za uhakika zilizopatikana kutoka kwa mmoja wa washiriki wa mazungumzo hayo zinaeleza kwamba...
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Hebu nisaidieni mwenzenu kila kampuni ninayofanya kazi lazima ife ni gundu au?,iNikiwa kijana wa miaka 18 enzi hizo niliajiriwa TANGANYIKA PACKERS muda sio mrefu ikafa,nikatafuta kazi kwa...
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Je hii ni kweli? Na kama ndivyo,kwa vigezo gani?
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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile
phone but discovered that she was out of credit.
She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass
across an urgent message to his daddy who was...
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Kuna siri kubwa sana nataka niitoe lakini nahofia usalama wangu. Vipi niitoe?
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Katika shule fulani ya kishua ya ghorofa 5 hivi ilitokea katika darasa la juu kabisa mwalimu alimtuma mwanafunzi mmoja akamchukulie chaki chini kwenye ground floor. Hasa wakati amebakisha ngazi...
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Imefahamika asilimia kubwa ya wanandoa waliodumu zaidi ya miaka 20 wameugua kisukari. Hii ni kutokana na majina wanayoitana kama MY SWEET, MY HONEY,MY SUGAR,MY CHOCOLATE etc. Mkinge mwenzi wako na...
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Nadhani Tz ni zaidi ya Li-Kampuni kuliko kuitwa nchi!!
Nini kinachoendelea ktk kampuni hii- oh sorry- nchi hii?
Ni vema ieleweke hivyo from the perspective of an Indian, American, Canadian...
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Wakiwa ndani ya kanisa mtoto alimuambia mamake,mama nataka kukojoa..mama akamjibu hio sio njia nzuri ya kusema.wakati mwingine ukiwa ndani ya kanisa na unaskia kukojoa sema unataka...
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Kulikuwa na kes ya kubaka mahakaman ambayo mzee mmoja alifikishwa mahakaman kwakumbaka mwanae ilikuwa hv:-
Hakimu: m2humiwa je nikwel umekubal umemuinglia mwanao kwa nguvu?
M2humiwa: ndio hakimu...
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Habari za jion memba,
Katika dunia yetu mi naamini hakuna mwanadamu ambaye anaweza kupita siku au masiku bila yeye kuingia katika dibwi la mawazo.
wengine ya kawaida sana, wengine ni yako magumu...
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(age 5, Lida)
Linda Medina was the youngest girl ever to give birth. She was just 5 years, 7 months, and 21 days when her 2.7 kg (6.0 lb) son Gerardo was born. Linda got attendance of her parents...
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