JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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> Garden Boy
> Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
> House Maid
> Domestic Operations Specialist
> Typist
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were...
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kuna jamaaa mmoja siku iyo aliopoa Totozi,.wakaanza kunanii.........jamaa akafika......... Bint akamuuliza "sasa umemaliza ku...... Mbona hautoki kifuani kwangu"jamaa akajibu "bado nasubilia...
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Teacher: - What's wrong?
Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me,
my mum, my dad, sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slappes my...
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kichaa anakuna macho huku kavaa miwani, mwenye akili akamwambia si uvue miwani ndio ukune macho vizuri kichaa akamjibu mbona ukikuna ****** huvui chupi'
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Ni masaa machache tu yamebaki kabla ya singo nyingine ya Saed Kubenea na Mwanahalisi kuingia mtaani, kama kawaida singo hiyo itasheheni maneno ya kashfa kwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania...
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Kweli la kuvunda halina ubani. Wale warembo (bodyguards) wa Muhuni almarehm Ghadafi sa'hivi watakuwa wanasasambua. jamaa alikuwa anawawekea usiku sana.. ngoja wajilie maraha..
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Nawasilisha; kama hamuwaogopi watajeni tuone.
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Wanajanvi ninashukuru saana tena sana.Leo nifurai saana tena saana baada ya kupost hii thread ya kuwapongeza na kuwashuru saana kwani wewe uliyefungua sijui unataka nini lakini umeifungua hii...
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines...
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SONG;LUV YAH GADAFFI
ARTIST;FRADISH
PRODUCER;REBBY BEBI
STUDIO;JOCKEY4LYF PRODUCTION
ILANI;USIKOPI CHOCHOTE BILA IDHINI YANGUUUUU....
CHORUS
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ma luv2u was xo tru
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Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake radio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.
Basi alivyotoka akamuuliza: "enhe, mume wangu, vipi ulienjoy?"
mume: "ah, wajinga hawa...
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umeme. Maji. Afya vyote havieleweki na kila siku ukubwa anaruka na jopo la wasindikizaji wasiopungua kumi kwel hii ni nchi iliyo na haki kwel
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VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING
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WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO...
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wadau huwa mimi nashindwa kuelewa utakuta mtu anaenda kutoa PESA kwenye ATM. Akishamaliza anaanza kuzihesabu. Hivi hata kama akizukuta zimepungua/ ongezeka atafanya nini wakati huo Bank inakuwa...
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