JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Afisa misitu kaenda kwenye shamba la miti ya jamaaa kukagua.jamaa akamwambia asiingie sasahiv . Afisa akatoa kitambusho cha kazi." We ni nani wa kunizuia? kwa hiki kitambulisho ,hakuna wa kunizuia...
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Barabara nyingi sana naona zimewekwa vibao vya kuzibwa njia. Vibao hivyo vimefunikwa kwa magazeti.
Sijui itakuwaje vikianza rasmi kufanya kazi, nahisi badala ya kupunguza msongamano mjini...
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Bibi kizee mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi usiku na siti ya nyuma yake alikaa kijana mmoja. Wakati safari inaendelea akawa anainama chini ya siti yake anachukua kopo la castle na kulipeleka...
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eti wana jf wapi ninaweza ku dwld kwaya za tz.kwa anayejua hiyo site anisaidie tafadhali!
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me...
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Naamini walio wengi (sio wote) mlisoma kitabu chenye Title " Is It Possible?" na kile kingine cha " This Time Tomorrow"
Basi siku moja Jamaa akawa anakanyatia kabinti kamoja ambako alikua anasoma...
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jamaa flani baada ya kupata ajali noma sana akiwa ndani ya RANGEROVER yake aliskika akimlilia askari katika eneo la ajali 'mamaa yangu,RANGEROVER yaangu haijamaliza hata mwezi'
askari akamtazama...
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Mwalimu mmoja aliwapa wanafunzi wake zoez la kuchora tembo..kila mwanafunz akawa busy akichora katika karatas lake..mwanafunz mmoja ambaye hakujua kuchora akaweka alama ya nukta katikati ya...
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A teacher in the class;
Teacher;which crops do we export to europe and brings income?
1st Boy:Coffee
Teacher:goog,how many types of coffee do we have in africa?
The same boy:Two types
Teacher;Very...
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Boss aliingia afisini mwake asubuhi huku akiwa amesahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake na kukumbana na sekretari aliemuuliza boss..je,ulipotoka nyumbani umekumbuka kufunga geti ya mahala...
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Picha yako nimeiona katika kipindi cha kumbukumbu tbc cha watu ambao walikwisha fariki mwanawani ,sasa saina uhakika kama ni wewe ,ila kama siyo wewe nasamehe kumbe duniani ni wawiliwawili...
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Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za kujiua akakosa alipomkuta SIMBA amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ALIWE afe ...........,basi alienda akamtia kidole NYUMA hadi simba akaamka ; SIMBA...
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Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu.
Mara muumini mmoja akaingia, akapiga magoti upande wa pili na kufanya
ishara ya msalaba akaanza kuungama.
"padri naungama dhambi...
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Wanajamvi,
Wahenga walisema "Kweli itatuweka huru" na kwamba "Kitu anachoweza mtu mzima akiwa amekaa, kijana hawezi kukiona hata akiwa amesimama" hayo ndio maono na busara za wazee wetu, leo hii...
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Viongozi watatu wa kitaifa wa CHADEMA wapo kwenye hatua ya mwisho ya mazungumzo kuhamia CCM. Habari za uhakika zilizopatikana kutoka kwa mmoja wa washiriki wa mazungumzo hayo zinaeleza kwamba...
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Hebu nisaidieni mwenzenu kila kampuni ninayofanya kazi lazima ife ni gundu au?,iNikiwa kijana wa miaka 18 enzi hizo niliajiriwa TANGANYIKA PACKERS muda sio mrefu ikafa,nikatafuta kazi kwa...
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Je hii ni kweli? Na kama ndivyo,kwa vigezo gani?
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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile
phone but discovered that she was out of credit.
She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass
across an urgent message to his daddy who was...
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Kuna siri kubwa sana nataka niitoe lakini nahofia usalama wangu. Vipi niitoe?
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