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It was professor Smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received...
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them
2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question
3. You keep more food than...
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BEING* RETIRED
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Working people* frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting.
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Well, for* example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for...
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Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser
A...
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Three contractors . . . one from Tanzania, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence...
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her...
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Dinner Date
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
"Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you...
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they decide to stop at a nice hotel and take a room. They only plan to sleep for four...
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Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops...
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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know?> I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex.> Can you explain it to me first?"> > "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your>...
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.
They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...
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Three women died together in an accident and went to heaven. When they get there, st. Peter says, ''We only have one rule here in heaven.. dont step on the ducks!''
So they enter heaven, and...
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The U.S. Navy expected the arrival of the hurricane to the Tanzania coast
and then to the capital Dar es salaam where it will be at it's most power. The anticipated Hurricane will be directed...
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The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients...
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nimepotezana na wife kwenye ndege sasa nitampataje heheee check
Dear Sirs:
I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon...
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IN PRISON
AT WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ...
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An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts...
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