JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
An old masai man was
struggling a bit with english in
abroad. He enters a restaurant
and wants to order chicken
but he can't remember what is
chicken in english. So he sees one guy at a table...
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Wana JF...
Ndugu yenu nipo kwenye wakati mgumu hakuna kipindi kigumu kwenye maisha yangu kama iki...
Hizo benki zote zinanidai jumla ya milioni 80
Kila benki nilikopa milioni 20...
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Msichana mzuri aliweka tangazo kwenye gazeti akisema anatafuta mwanaume atakayemwoa,ambaye hata mwacha na atamridhisha kitandani.
kesho yake akashangaa jamaa anagonga mlango hana miguu wala...
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TEACHER: Why did you laugh?
BOY: I saw 1 strip of your brazia.
TEACHER: Get out of the class for 1 week. 2nd boy laughed.
TEACHER: why did you laugh?
BOY: I...
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Nimejiuliza sana, leo nimeona bora niulize tu ingawa wengi watasema nimekuja na katabia kangu ka ukabila. Liwalo na liwe.
Naomba nijuzeni waungwana, kuna hawa watu wanajiita wachaga........sijui...
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Hii ni Post yangu ya 499.
Nimeshamaliza kuuza Binzali yangu sasa kale kafaida ningependa nishirikiane na yeyote katika kukala.
Jaribu kuandika kitu kitakachoniudhi au kunifurahisha na kufanya Post...
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HouseGirl alipika mchicha ila haukuiva,mama aliporudi wakati anakula akagundua mchicha mbichi,akamwambia housegirl kuwa mchicha haujaiva ila yeye(HouseGirl) akabisha, mama kwa hasira akasema...
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A salesman was attending an interview for a new job.
"so how old are you,sir?" asked the manager
"forty" replied the salesman.
"how long did you work at previous company?"
"fifty years" he...
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DUKANI BONGO
Muuzaji: Samahani kaka,hairuhusiwi kuvuta sigara hapa dukani.
Mteja : Mbona? na sigara nimenunua hapahapa?
Muuzaji: Ebwe! Hivi tukikuuzia condom uta sex hapahapa?!
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Hv inakuaje kama unapokea friend request
kutoka kwa mkweo,,,utamuacept au
utamuignore?
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Joseph Lusinde akiwaoa Anne Makinda na Anna Chelango Malecela.
Watoto watakaozaliwa watakuwaje?
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Kulikuwa na msiba wa mtoto
wa mbunge ulipofika mda
wakuongea kwa niaba ya
familia,mbunge akajisahau
nakusema wananchi oyee!
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"Nothing Pleases a woman than seeing another woman who looks fatter than her"
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mwalimu ni mwana kinoma yani hadi raha mpaka chichogoni.......walimi kama hawa mm nawamind kinoma yani mana hachapi waala nn na akikuita utasiki oyoooooo jibu swali kama vipi usinizingue
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KATIKA MAONGEZI YA KUULIZANA MAANA YA MANENO KATI YA MWANAFUNZI NA TEACHER,-------TEACHER,NIAMBIE MAANA YA NENO CHAMELION KWA KISWAHILI,--------MWANAFUNZI-----,,,,,,Mhhhhh ni KALAKI,-----.
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Heshma zenu magreat thnker,naomba msaada wa kuelekezwa ubalozi wa belgijin hapa Tanzania.
Mungu awabariki sana
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Imeelezwa Bungeni kwamba Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA) wanafanya adabrakadabra, yaani wimbo wa mazingaombwe (kiini macho) kwa wananchi ili waamini wanayosema wakati si kweli. Wabunge...
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Salaam wana Jf.
Kuanzia asubuhi kila nikijaribu kufungua jukwaa la siasa napata tabu sana. Yaani moyo unakuwa mzito sana. Kichwa hakipo tayari mimi niyasome ya jukwaa la siasa.
Nimeamua...
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NURSE;i hear your coughing is much better this morning
PATIENT;it should be,i have been practicing all night.
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kwa mabreaking news ndio usiseme, kwa vituko napo looh,kwa maoni ndio nyumbani kwake, kwa elimu napo heeeh, kwa kufurahisha ndio mahali pake, ya kuudhi pia yamo!!!
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