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Umetumiwa zawadi gani mwanajf...mimi nimepokea "........ ..." happy boxing day!
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Niko Jijini Dar, tangu juzi, nimekuja kula Krismas, lakini jana nikajisikia vibaya kwani mwili ulikuwa unani-Washawasha. Nikajisemea moyoni, balaa gani hili yarabila-alamina! Nkaona nende kwa Dr...
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topic nyingi zawahusu wenyewe wagen twajisikia upweke.
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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl from a well to do family! After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law saying: “YOUR PRODUCT IS...
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Siku1 kifo kilimtembelea jamaa1 mazungumzo yakawa hivi KIFO:leo nimekuja kuchukua roho yako si unaona jina lako lipo mwanzo JAMAA:mbona mapema sana? Basi kaa kidogo tule ndo uichukue...
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Wendawazimu walipanga kutoroka hospitali lakini kukawa kuna mlinzi,wakapanga wampige kisha wachukue funguo wafungue wakimbie,walipofika mlangoni mlinzi hayuko na mlango uko wazi wakasema 'aah dili...
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(1st Man);Yaani mimi mke wangu ananikera kweli,kila wakati anapiga story kuhusu mumewe wa zamani. (2nd Man):Afadhali ya mkeo,mimi mke wangu muda wote anamuongelea mume wake wa baadaye baada ya...
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wajinga wa 3 walikuwa wanaangua embe mmoja akasema 'heb subil nipande akapanda akafinya ile embe alaf akashuka akasema imeiva 2endeleeni wakaendelea
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Wandugu hizi cim za kichina kwani vipi? mbona zina milio ya kelele na sauti kubwa sana? ndiyo kusema huko China wakazi wote hawasikii vizuri....i mean masikio yao hayafanyi kazi? Yaani simu zao...
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Dereva akiwa mahakamani baada ya kugonga na kuua watu hamsini! HAKIMU:Imekuwaje umeua watu wengi hivi? DEREVA:Mwenyewe! HAKIMU!Hebu elezea ilivyokuwa DEREVA:Mimi nilikuwa naendesha gari,ghafla...
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kuna lekcha thieta moja pale chuoni SAUT inaitwa m1,sasa kipindi cha mitihan kijana mmoja alifika wakati wa usiku na kuandika majibu juu ya feni mara siku ya mtihan ikafika akaenda kukaa site sawa...
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Matukio katika picha siku ambayo VIONGOZI WA CDM waliporuhusiwa kuingia "White House" ya JK. Bofya HAPA:
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A bus full of house wives met an accident and all the ladies died. The husbands cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years because. . . . . . . . His daring wife had...
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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl from a well to do family! After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law saying: “YOUR PRODUCT IS...
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jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda...
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One for the lord, two for the ditch, three for the police station, four and above for the mortuary!
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Dear Sir, This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to...
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siku 1 madenge hakwenda shule mazungumzo yakawa hv'babu we madenge mwalim huy anakuja nenda kajifiche si ujaenda shule 'madenge -babu kajifiche wew niliomb ruhusa babu amefariki.babu-mimi nimekufa?
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jamani leo duniani kote watu wana umwa miili yao tehe tehe.
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Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine...
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