Najua ni wivu ndio ulikuwa ukimsumbua, hana lolote.
Mwenzie nilitoa muda wangu, nikate'neza baruti yangu ya plagi ya pikipiki na manyoya ya kuku, plagi yeyewe niliipata kwa shida gereji kwa Mudi...
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then ok
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want your daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My...
"Dear J'efers"
Naomba niwajuze kua hapa JF kuna watu leo ni Birthday zao..... Yaani wapo 658! Naamini ndio siku ambayo inavunja RECORD katika Mwaka Mzima wa JF kwa uwingi wa watu na Birthdays...
Happy new year guys.lazima kuna watu wanakukera hapa JF na wanaokufurahisha hapa JF wataje bila aibuuuu. :exception: naomba usiwataje hawa marafiki zangu hawa na Mola awape UZIMA,usiwataje...
kutokana na usumbufu ninao upata kutokana na paka wangu, nimeamua kumuandikia commandments (amri)
CAT COMMANDMENTS >^,,^<
Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem...
A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) Son: Okay I went to...
Kwa mara ya kwanza baada ya miaka kadhaa tutaanza mwaka mpya bila utabiri/uongo wa yule kipenzi cha Ikulu Sheikh ....
Au kuna mtu mwingine anaweza kutupa utabiri wa mwaka 2012?
Ni mara nyingi nimekuwa nikiona watu wakitaabiika katika hili na hata kufikia wakati mwingine kuanza kuleta migogoro kati ya mwenyenyumba na mpangaji wake..ishu ni juu ya mkataba wa kupanga chumba...
ELEMENT: Women.
SYMBOL: Wo.
DISCOVERER: Adam.
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg.
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areasPHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Surface...
Kulikuwa na marafiki wawili, very best. Kilaa pahala walikua wako pamoja, bt tatizo la hawa mabwana walikua wanapenda kuoneshana kwamba kila mmoja kamshinda mwenzake kwa ujuaji. Siku 1 Mr. Sing...
Look the meaning of each
letter in ur name and then write it.
A = Gifted
B = Less Patience
C =Innocent
D =Talented
E =Good Heart
F =Feel 4 Others
G =Logical Thinking
H =Calm
I =Respected
J =Enjoy...
A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.
'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then...
Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!
Hapi nyu iya anyway.
Mheshimiwa Rais wa Tanzania Dr Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete nakutakia heri ya mwaka mpya 2012.
Umefanya kazi kubwa mpaka sasa kuongoza Taifa hili na uongozi wako dhabiti umeonekana.
Nina imani mwaka huu...
pastor: every thing come from above
jamaa: vitu vyote huja juujuu
pastr: when we look today
jamaa: ni lini tutaangalia leo
pastr:we notice everywhere
jamaa: twabandika ilani kila mahali
pastr:it...
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