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Wachina na Changudoa.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mchina mmoja alienda danguro akaomba apewe changudoa mzuri na mwenye maujuzi ya kutosha kitandani.Alipopewa chaguo sahihi,akaondoka naye mpaka gheto kwake.Mchina akaanza ku-do,akapiga cha kwanza,mara ghafla yule mchina akaruka kitandani,akaenda dirishani kuvuta hewa,akaingia uvunguni mwa kitanda,akatokea upande wa pili wa kitanda,akapanda na kuendelea kupata ladha adimu duniani na yule changu. Alipopiga cha pili alirudia utaratibu ule ule,kwenda dirishani,anaingia uvunguni,anatokea upande wa pili kisha anarudi kitandani.Yule mchina alirudia mchezo wake huo mara nane mfululizo mpaka changudoa akamsifia kwa stamina yake ya hali ya juu.Changudoa naye akaamua kumuiga yule mchina,akashuka kitandani,akaenda dirishani,ile kuingia uvunguni....akakutana na wachina wengine nane(8) wakiwa uvunguni wametulia tuli.
     
  2. Absolute

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    hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Akili Kichwani JF-Expert Member

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    sio nane, ni saba bana........................ teh teh..................... in maana wachina wanachapa moja moja tu??..................
     
  4. mikatabafeki

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    ​ah haa haaa haaa..........................duuuuuuuuuuuhhh hii kubwa kuliko
     
  5. Jaguar

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    Usijali buddy,kuna mmoja alikuwa anasubiri round yake!
     
  6. TIQO

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha unanikumbusha ya kombe la dunia
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Anhaaa,ile ya mtu mzima GAUCHO!,lakini yeye hakupiga collabo na mtu yeyote.
     
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    Akili Kichwani JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh............... ila changu anaonekana aliaga vizuri kwao!!................... inaonekana ana machale kama nini??................... otherwise mchina angepewa ujiko wa bure kuwa ametandika round tisa................. kumbe moja moja tu.................. halafu hyo aliyekuwa anasubiri round yake,...................... aliruhusiwa kumalizia, au ndo mzhezo uliishia hapo hapo??...................... lete newz zaidi mkuu.............. habari nzito hii............... haihitaji sosi kwa sasa.............
     
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    Haaaaaaaaaaaa...!! Hao jamaa wa noma. Nimechekaa mpaka tumbo linaumaa
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Qwa qwa qwaaah,to be continued....
     
  11. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Mama weeeeee..!, uuuuwii!! Hu ha mbavu zangu
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Haichekeshi wala nn
     
  13. TaiJike

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    Duh, umenifurahisha.
     
  14. Myakubanga

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    Hahahaha!
    Haya bana!
     
  15. Jaguar

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    Sema haikuchekeshi!
     
  16. Geraldo DaVinci

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    he he he
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ah aha ha h :lol::lol::lol:Ni noumer
     
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    Hee! Wachina bana mtu nane kama mmoja.na wanavyo fanana na mao sijui enzi zake alikuwa anawazalisha kila nyumba?
     
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    Teh teh teh !
     
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    Safi sana
     
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