Kwa mara ya kwanza katika historia yangu, nimevaa vazi hili lenye asili ya Mashariki ya Kati. Moja fulani hivi nyeupe, pamoja na kofia yake yenye muundo wa nyavu nyavu. Nahisi nimependeza ile...
Mie sikuyajua haya..
Katika pitapita zangu mtandaoni ndo nikakutana na hii kitu... Hata sikuamini macho yangu.
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KUTOKA KIJIWENI
Kweche: Hii ni hali ya hatari !
Susei: Kwa nini unasema hivyo, kulikoni?
Kweche: Madaktari wote wamegoma, walianza wale wakawaida, sasa nasikia na madaktari bingwa nao wamegoma...
jamani kama kuna mtu anaukumbuka ule wimbo tulikuwa tunapiga kwenye gwaride la shule ya msing enzi ya mwalimu Kajiba. wimbo wenyewe ulikuwa wa mwndo wa pole. unaitwa baba paka nyau, please!
Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of...
Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you...
Nilikuwa chuo wakati ninaishi na uncle wangu OBay. Uncle alikuwa na binti mmoja tu aitwae Jaquillin na alikuwa mkubwa kwangu na anafanya kazi Tanesco. Untie alikuwa amefariki.
Siku moja alikuja...
jamaa mmoja alikuwa ana siku nying haendagi kanisan.cku moja akaamua kwenda maombi.kwa bahati mbaya akachaguliwa aanzishe pambio jamaa akaanza'BWANA AMETUFUNUA HALELUYA
watu:aaaaah wewe kakufunua...
Mr. Mathew has a pond sorrounded by fruits trees,...
One day he took his bucket and went to collect fruits,...
But when he reached the pond he found some girls swimming in his pond...
Ilitokea pande za mbagala...
Kuna bibi mmoja alikua na miaka 20 tangu ahamie mbagala hajawah kupata siti
sa siku hiyo katika kugombania basi akapata siti
ghafla akaanza kulia
konda-"bibi mbona...
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon...
......by any reason kama JF haitakuwa hewani kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja?
Unadhani wewe utakuwa na hali gani? Ni members gani wataathirika zaidi.
Je unadhani serikali itapumua? Au mafisadi...
Hapa nilipo Minimum price ya beer ni 1,800/=.
I gues mwezi wa Saba baada ya Budget bei hii lazima ifike 2,000/= and above.
This will really make us think twice on Beer budget.