JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
It been proved mathematically; 14-02-12= 0
Sorry its nobody fault...
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Best neWs evEr!
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nimetumia likizo yang yote jf nimekutana na wengi. Kuna watu wamenvutia na kunpokea vizuri kama hot mod jina lake gum alini pm ushauri wa maana na haja pamoja na anty ashadii ambae nataman...
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kwanini hafanikiwi mipango yake?...hv ashawahi kuwa na msichana?
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kuna mtu kasema atanunua Nyumba na gari v8 na kajitokeza ndani ya jf nashukuru kaona figure yangu na kapagawa sana
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Habari JF,
Kuna movie flan hiv inaanza na wana-sayansi wapo maabara then wakatengeneza reaction bila kujua wakalizalisha bonge la spider likaenda kwenye college flani hivi likaleta bonge la...
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na ucngizi ucku mwema wote...
VD sio public holiday, hamkawii kulala..
wabongo kwa sikukuu...
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The SADDEST NEWS FROM THE INTERIOR WHITE KITCHEN HERE COMES, THE VALENTINE DAY THIS YEAR WHICH IS HELD 2DAY HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!
THIS HAS BEEN PROVED OFFICIALLY, MENTALLY AND MATHEMATICALLY THAT...
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Madenge na Babu yake walikuwa na mazungumzo yafuatayo;
BABU : Mjukuu wangu jifiche maana leo hujaenda shule na mwalimu wako huyoo anakuja.
MADENGE : Babu jifiche wewe maana nimetoa taarifa...
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KWA TAARIFA YAKO :
Makundi yafuatayo yanaongoza kwa kumwaga mitusi / lugha chafu :
1. Wafanyakazi
/vibarua wa
TANESCO.
2. Barmaids.
3. Wafanyakazi
wa idara ya
AFYA...
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Padre Muumini: Padri nataka kumwacha mke wangu hajui kufanya mapenzi kabisa! Padri: Si bora mkeo ni nafuu, mke wa mpiga kinanda ndio hajui kitu. Muumini: Heeh! Padri: Mke wa yule mwenyekit wa...
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Osama, Steve Jobs & Gadaffi all died a day after Ramsey had scored for Arsenal. Today, Whitney is dead. Ramsey scored yesterday!
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A Boy was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him.
The Boy says, Good thing that cows dont fly.
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Wadau kesho ni siku ya VaLENTINE au siku ya wapendanao. Vipi umeshachukua booking yako? Au tayari kibuti kemeshatembea?
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Hii si ni sababu tosha kabisa kwa mzee ku kwea pipa kwenda kuliwakilisha taifa kwene huu msiba? Maana naona ni muda sasa hajapata safari ya kwenda mangaribi ya mbali. Mi naona tumtume akatuwakilishe.
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Mtu ndio mara ya kwanza anakuja kukutembelea. Kufika na kufika tu mlangoni hata kabla hajaingia ndani anaanza
..."He, ina maana viatu ndio mnawekaga hapa? Sasa kwanini msinunue ile nanii ya...
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Lipi ni ujinga zaidi???
1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single,
2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size,
3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha...
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Lipi ni ujinga zaidi???
1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single,
2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size,
3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha...
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Wana jf mm nalipendekeza lile tangazo la radio la wamasai wawili wanaongelea ulevi wao hadi mwingine akaingia boma la mama mkwe!
Tangazo bovu kabisa ni la tv la kanumba la startimes!
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