A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
man and a woman lying in the center of the road...
W'ke wawili yaani X and Y walikufa kisha kukutana ahera,
X:alimwuliza Y mwenzangu ulikufaje?
Y:Akamjibu nilikufa nikiwa kwenye friji, na wewe mwenzangu je??
X:Nilikuwa nimetoka sokoni, narudi...
Customer : My wife needs a bra but, I don't know the size.
Sales girl : Touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer : Oh ! I forgot she needs panties too....
Jamani nina kadi 8 za Michango ya harusi.
nina Mdogo wangu karudi home Ada.
Kodi ya Nyumba inaisha mwezi huu.
Halafu nataka nimtoe out Preta.
yaani nitachanganyikiwa muda sio mrefu.
jamani tutafika kweli?
Anna Makinda - Tumeongeza posho kwa wabunge kwasababu maisha ya Dodoma yamekua magumu sana.....
Basil Mramba Waziri--- Ndege ya Rais Lazima Inunuliwe ikiwezekana hata...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath. Wow responded the psychiatrist Ive...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having...
Wakati watu wakigombania kupanda kwenye daladala la mbagala kama kawaida yao,bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti.
Baada ya muda konda akamuuliza "bibi unalia nini?" bibi akajibu "miaka...
Naam ni mwanao
Mwanao wa kumzaa
Unampenda sana tena sana tuuuuuuu
Unatamani awe na maisha bora
Akuletee heshima
Umemsomesha kwenye shule nzuri na zenye heshima kitaaluma
Hapa kati hapa unagundua...
Wadau ni imani yangu mmeamka salama.
Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida, ndoa ya mfanyabiashara maarufu wa Nazi hapa mjini kwetu, iliingia utata yapata miaka miwili iliyopita.
Mke wa...
Nakumbuka enzi bado niko mdogo ilikuwa ni marufuku kwa mtu yeyote kuongea wakati wa chakula isipokuwa baba a.k.a dingi. Halafu unakuta kamlango kanasogezwa kidogo kama kanataka kufungwa hivi...
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