...Panzi?
Especially wale panzi grasshoppers (Kiswahili chake sikumbuki ila kule kwa kina Sikonge wanaitwa mabulala). For some reason that I can't figure out nimekumbuka enzi zangu za ubakaji...
kukikuwa na jamaa wanne walikuwa wanapiga stori ofisini. na ilikuwa hv/
WIKIPEDIA:Mimi najua kila kitu
FACEBOOK:mimi namjua kila mtu
JAMII FORUM: mimi najadilikila kitu!
GOOGLE:nyie wote...
Mashoga wawili waliamua kupeana maswali,yule atakayeshindwa kujibu angekua wa kwanza kumsex mwenzie...so kila mmoja alihitaji KUSHINDWA ili awe wa kwanza.Maswali yalikuwa hiv;
shoga1:ni mnyama...
1.Sio kweli kwamba eti wote wafupi ni wapare..
2.Sio kweli kwamba waliopo JF wote ni wapinzani hata Ndugu naye yupo..
3.Sio kweli kwamba eti wasichana weupe tu ndio wazuri..
WELCOME!! ONGEZEA...
Fataki akiwa ananyatia watoto wadogo anachomeka fimbo mgongoni then anaanza somo, mtoto aking'aka tu kwamba naenda kusema anatoa fimbo 'wewe una bahati ningekuchapa ile mbaya kama ungekubali kumbe...
Mtoto wa miaka 4 anatoka chooni, huku akipiga kelele : "baba baba mswaki wangu umetumbukia chooni"
Baba huku akimfariji mwanaye asijali atamnunulia mswaki mwingine,aliutoa mswaki na kuutupa kwenye...
What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
3. A man will pay $2 for...
chizi mmoja alikuwa amekaa ufukukweni mwa bahari akiwaza ,jamaa mmoja akamuuliza unawaza nini?chizi akamjibu nawaza kama haya maji ya bahari yangekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa na chapati ngapi?
mambo wana jf..namshukuru Mungu leo natimiza miaka kadhaa ya kuzaliwa kwangu..naomba kuchukua nafasi hii kujipongeza na kuwaalika wale waliopo mwanza..party itakuwa pande za TJ pub kuanzia saa 2...
Tabora ni mkoa pekee ambao hakuna mbunge wa upinzani hata mmoja aliyeshinda kiti cha ubunge. Majimbo ya Tabora yote yapo chini ya chama dume(CCM). Wabunge maarufu wa mkoa wa Tabora ni Prof...
Kitu wekend ndo hio imeanza,enzi hizo unakuta ndo nimetoka kwenye test ya qms hali tete, naamua kupanda studio kujiliwaza, wajumbe wa kingo, kinje, mirambo, kibasila, vikenge na wazee wa madege...
Sipendi tabia ya mtu kusikiliza mziki au radio kyenye simu in public huku ameweka loudspeaker. Hua najiuliza, hivi hawajui matumizi ya earphones au wanadhani kila mtu anapenda kusikiliza izo...
Nakumbuka nikiwa na 2 years kazini
Alikuja mgeni kutufanyia training kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja na nusu
He was tall ,handsome ,good looking nice smile ,nice dress ,kila kitu Kwangu nilikuwa...
Jamaa wengine waliopigwa BAN ni washikaji zetu, wengine ni sawa na watoto zetu lakini JF kila mtu yuko sawa na mwenzake hakuna kutishana kwa Umri, lakini sasa hizi mvua za BAN zimekuwa ni tishio...