Najua watu tunatofautiana majukumu ya kikazi. Wengine hutekeleza majukumu yao mchana wengine usiku.
Kwa wale wamalizao majukumu yao mchana nawatakieni usiku mweme ila kwa wale wa usiku nawatakia...
Oya kuna hawa wanaosemaga eti.... "Napita tu hapa"... ktk threads..
uwa wanamaanisha nini hawa viumbe...??
na unaposema wapita wamaanisha nin?? kwamba hujaelewa au hujasoma.. na kwa nin usisepe tu...
Watoto wa siku hizi kweli ni wa dot.com....check hii..
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find...
Nikisoma mada mbali mbali kutokana na lugha wanayotumia wachangiaji huwa najenga picha fulani ya mwonekano halisi wa muhusika. Wengine nawahisi ni mijitu yenye sura mbaya na miumbo ya kutisha...
Nashkuru wakubwa,hayawi hayawi yamekua!
It is my pleasure to inform you all,that the erstwhile learned is now officially named Mtundu Kisu.
Hili ni jina langu halisi,nimeona hakuna haja ya...
1.Urais wa nchi hapa Bongo
2. Uwaziri Mkuu hapa Bongo
3. M/kiti na Katibu Tume ya Taifa ya Uchaguzi
4. HR wa kampuni/viwanda vya Wadosi
5. Udakatari wa binadamu
6. Udereva wa wakubwa...
hivi huyu sijui ni madam au sir nikimwomba yeye yuko tayari kunipa au atasema nimedhalilisha?
na je nikwanini mnaendela kutupa misaada wakati mlisema kuwa tusipokubali kuwapa hamtupi?
na je...
kuna wawindaji wawili walienda kuwinda walipofika msituni wakiwa na gari yao wameipaki...karibu na msitu jamaa wa kwanza alikua mtaalam wa kuchuna ngoz na wa pili ndo mwindaji hodar..basi ikabidi...
A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby...
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of...
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