Jamani naomba kuuliza jambo hapa: Hivi kwa nini mademu wa kibongo wanapenda vitambi?
Mfano utakuta demu bomba ile mbaya akiwa amekaa sehemu, anapoinuka utaona mtumbo huo kama mlevi wa matap tap...
Nakumbuka wakati nipo shule kuna rafiki yangu aliniambia kuwa kunguru wa Zanzibar ilikuwa ni zawadi kwa kiongozi wetu alipo tembelea nchi fulani. Alipewa jike na dume.Nilicheka sana.
Nikaja sikia...
Ukiyavulia nguo maji kubali kuyaoga tu.
Walala hoi bwana juzijuzi tumesheherekea sikukuu kwa furaha watu wakanywa mpaka basi sasa nashangaa mnataka muanze kulia, jana nimepita maeneo fulani...
1. Ujinga ni wezi kugoma na kuandamana wakidai siku za mwizi ziongezwe kutoka 40 hadi 60
2. Ujinga ni shabiki wa Arsenali kuoga na sabuni inaitwa 'USHINDI'
3. Ujinga ni kuweka status Facebook...
Kuna mlevi alipanda daladala, kwa bahati alikaa siti moja na Padre. Yule Padre kwa upole akamwambia yule mlevi 'nakuonea huruma sababu unaenda motoni bila kujijua'.
Yule mlevi akashtuka na kuanza...
Nilijiunga na JF siku kama ya leo baada ya kuwa guest kwa miaka kadhaa.Sababu kubwa ya kujiunga ilikuwa kupata fursa ya kuchangia mawazo na inapobidi kuanzisha thread.
Kwa ujumla ni mengi...
Just to share a tip with you.
Nimetoka mazoezi ya viungo pale Beach Mavi Msasani, kukimbia kidogo na kucheza mpira ufukweni. Nusura nitoboke mapafu mazee.
Ila nimechangamka, naelekea kuoga sasa...
story nzuri ya upendo..
Vipepeo wawili walikuwa wanapendana, siku moja waliamua kucheza mcheo wakujificha na kujifuchua, waliweka ua na waliamua kesho ambaye atakuja wa kwanza na kukaa juuu ya ua...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses...
Wana jf polis wanafanya kazi bila kujua sheria za nchi leo nime park gari na hakuna alama inaonesha no park wanataka kunishika nikawauliza wapi kuna sema no park eti alama ilikuwepo zamani...
Wakiwa kwenye chumba cha mtihani wa biology moja ya swali liliwataka wachore female reproductive organ, mwanafunz wa kike akaona ya nin afeli wakat ishu anayo, kwa kuwa hakuvaa chu** akanza...
Kuna watu wanadai kama kusingekuwa na hali ya watu kupendana kusingekuwa na haja ya kutafuta PESA kwa nguvu hizi zinazotumika sasa. Wengine wanadai PESA ndizo zinazofanya watu wapendane au...
Kulikuwa na watu watatu, ambao walikuwa mabaghili kupita kiasi. Siku moja walikwenda baharini, wakaamua wafanye mashindano ya kuzamia ndani ya maji.
Wakawekeana masharti yafuatayo: Atakae ibuka...
(Principal suddenly enters class)
Student: fu*k!
Principal: Who said that? Stand up
(pointing at the student) We dont
entertain such language in this
school.You will go home and
bring...
...Panzi?
Especially wale panzi grasshoppers (Kiswahili chake sikumbuki ila kule kwa kina Sikonge wanaitwa mabulala). For some reason that I can't figure out nimekumbuka enzi zangu za ubakaji...
kukikuwa na jamaa wanne walikuwa wanapiga stori ofisini. na ilikuwa hv/
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