Hivi huyu mugabe kumdhihaki yesu kwamba amekufa na kufufuka zaidi yake yuko sawa kweli au uzee unamnyemelea?
Kama kuzimia na kuzinduka ni sawa na kufa na kufufuka wewe ushawahi kufa na kufufuka...
Kuna house boy mmoja alikuwa anaitwa madigo, kila father house akiweka wine yeye anakunywa alafu anaongeza maji, siku father house akaleta wine ambayo ukiongeza maji inaganda. Kama kawa madigo...
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
"Excuse me, can you...
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single...
Ilikuwa mwaka 1973,nikiwa sekondari ya serikali,kidato cha pili. Na dhahama hilo lililtokea nikiwa likizo nyumbani Korogwe,Tanga.
Kipindi hicho mtoto kufaulu ililuwa jambo la ujiko sana..hata...
Majuzi Waandishi wa Habari walimuuliza Mh Robert Mugabe....
"Mr President; When Are you Going to Say Goodbye to your People"?
Naye akawauliza; "Where are they Going"???? .......
You can't really beat the police in Bongo!!!
A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for...
jitume ukipewa kitu mtu mzima ww...
unataka kila kitu pawe na bakora "nyuma"...
onesha kama unaweza!!
iko haja wakoloni warudi hapa nchini...
naona bado kabisa!
hopeless kweli nyie!..
Hii ilitokea Kwa Majirani zetu nchini Kenya ambao bado wanang'ang'ana kukijua kiswahili fasaha.........
Mwenyekiti wa Kijiji akimkaribisha Mh Waziri kama mgeni Rasmi
Mh Waziri, Kila tukikuita...
Dada mmoja aliingia na paka wake ndani ya daladala huko Afrika Kusini huku akiwa amevalia kimini cha kufa mtu. Huyu paka shingoni alimvalisha skafu iliyoandikwa Enough akimaanisha jina la paka...
Kuna mwalimu alikuwa anashangaa kukuta ugali kwenye masink ya chooni huku akiconclude kwamba wanaingia na sahani za msosi chooni, madent wakamjibu "anashangaa kuingia na sahani? Mbona midomo...
Wanaume flani walikuwa wanatambiana kuhusu uwezo wao wa kuuchuna, wa kwanza akasema kuna siku alimpigia simu mkewe akapokea lakini hakusema hallo kwa hiyo nae akauchuna hakukata simu wala kuongea...
kwa mfano washkji zangu cku hizi akiwa na mdada atakuambia...niko na "MFUGO"
au utasikia mwanangu kuna MIFUGO imepita hapa...
hebu nambieni nyote wabatizaji na wabatizwaji,nn chanzo cha majina...
Hii nimekutana nayo mtaani kwetu jana jioni wakati narudi toka kibaruani. Jamaa alikuwa anawasimulia wenzake namna paka alivyomtamu na namna anavyoandaliwa...............
"yaani yule unachemsha...
Watanzania ni wamoja lakini ni rahisi kumgundua kila mtu na kabila lake kwa kuzingatia lafudhi na matamshi ktk lugha yetu ya kiswahili:
Wahaya-mara nyingi utasikia wakichanganya kiswahili na...
Mkuu,
Kuna maiti ya mzee aliyookotwa kijijini kwetu ikiwa na majeraha ya kukatwa katwa. Ni kijiji kidogo cha watu kama 400 kwa hiyo watu wanajuana wote.
Walipelekwa polisi wapelelezi...