Engineer and manager


Kamaka

Kamaka

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2010
Messages
565
Likes
0
Points
33
Kamaka

Kamaka

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jun 7, 2010
565 0 33
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:


"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."​
 
Horseshoe Arch

Horseshoe Arch

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Aug 10, 2009
Messages
11,662
Likes
5,559
Points
280
Horseshoe Arch

Horseshoe Arch

JF-Expert Member
Joined Aug 10, 2009
11,662 5,559 280
Nice...nimeipenda!
 
T

Tasia I

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Messages
1,226
Likes
7
Points
135
T

Tasia I

JF-Expert Member
Joined Apr 21, 2010
1,226 7 135
so mameneja hua hawajui kazi, zaidi sisi ma sabodnate ndo tunapga mzgo wote, right?
 
A

allydou

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Apr 16, 2009
Messages
1,578
Likes
695
Points
280
A

allydou

JF-Expert Member
Joined Apr 16, 2009
1,578 695 280
After some time of working like a manager, technologies changes, as a manager you remain with old practical skills of solving problem, but new one remains to you just shallow theories. But you will still need to make sure things are done properly by your engineers, thats where the scenario above happens.
 
THK DJAYZZ

THK DJAYZZ

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Sep 14, 2011
Messages
2,148
Likes
33
Points
145
Age
35
THK DJAYZZ

THK DJAYZZ

JF-Expert Member
Joined Sep 14, 2011
2,148 33 145
Searching...100%
Loading...100%
Network Connected !

We must know this
 
SHIEKA

SHIEKA

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 20, 2011
Messages
8,282
Likes
1,188
Points
280
SHIEKA

SHIEKA

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 20, 2011
8,282 1,188 280
Nice stereotype images of Managers and Engineers
 
Raia Fulani

Raia Fulani

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Mar 12, 2009
Messages
10,217
Likes
109
Points
145
Raia Fulani

Raia Fulani

JF-Expert Member
Joined Mar 12, 2009
10,217 109 145
huyo si meneja
 

Forum statistics

Threads 1,237,971
Members 475,809
Posts 29,308,317