Zuzu alikuwa anaumwa, akaamua kuiweka picha ya doctor kwenye ukuta wa chumba chake. Ghafla akatembelewa na ndugu zake kisha wakamuuliza hii picha ukutani ni yanani? Zuzu akajibu: ni doctor wangu...
Jamaa mmoja alifall in love na dem flani. Asijue ataanzaje, akaenda kwao akampata yuwafua chupi.Akamwambia amletee maji yakunywa. Dem kuingia ndani, jamaa akainua ndoo na kunywa maji yaliyorowekwa...
Mdogo wangu wa kike kakileta nyumbani kibabu, anakitambulisha eti ndio mchumba wake. Wenyewe wanataniana bila ya kujali tofauti yao kubwa ya umri. Nilimsalimia shemeji mambo vipi, akaja juu eti...
Huyu waziri nae kazidi kupenda dogodogo,sijui anapata raha gani kwa watoto under age
Sheria za makosa ya jinai za kubakana ipo wazi kabisa.......kinda ni yule ambaye hajafikisha miaka 18 na...
Wadau, hivi hili valangati la sahihi sabini lingekuwa chini ya bwana 6 ingekuwaje? Maana pamoja na tuufisadi twake ila alikuwa anaangalia wengi wanasema nini. Na kichwa cha habari kingesomeka...
Mchina mmoja alienda sokoni kununua doriani ila hajuwi doriani linavyoitwa kwa kiswahili na maongezi yalikuwa hivi:- Mchina: jambo? Muuzaji: sijambo karibu. Mchina: mm nataka ile kitu tamu lakini...
Sina hamu na majukwaa mengine, lakini kila nikipita Chit-Chat nakuta topic zile zile.
Nimewaletea hii 'brand new', ndio kwanza nimeifungua kwa box, na waranty card inayo.
Karibuni!
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
I'm...
Kijana mmoja ali maarufu kwa jina la Sharo muuza jana ameaibika vibaya.Siku moja kabla alimtongoza mwanafunzi ,Sasa jana huyo mwanafunzi akaja na bible wakati wakipga STORY Akampokea Bible..Na...
.. be strong honey... lol
A man escapes from prison where he
has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and
finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of...
Tonight from 12:30midnight to 3:30 a.m cosmic rays entering earth from mars. So switch off your mobile at night. Don't keep your cell with you & put it away while you are sleeping because they are...
A boy was driving down
the street,
was late 4 his exam &
couldn't find a parking.
Looking up towards the
Heaven he said,
"Lord, If
u find me a parking
space, I'll give up
drinking...
Nasikia eti mwanaume akiweka Laptop alipoiweka Babu Apsrin ni Njia moja ya kusababisha Ugumba. Je hii ni kweli?
Naomba Msaada kwa atakaweza kubandika Avatar ya Babu Asprin hapa ato Msaada...
Jamani naandaa timu ya JF ila sijajua ni akina nani watacheza namba ngapi....
Ila najua ladies wote watakuwa jukwaani kuhakikisha wanasema "Usiniumizieeeeeeeeee"
Mi ntakuwa nakanyaga namba 9...
Napenda kuwapa tahadhali wanaofanya haya......
1. Kufanya mapenzi bila kinga na hamjapima ni hatari kwa afya yako....
2. Kutopenda kula ni hatari kwa afya yako...
3. Kutumia pesa nyingi...