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Be strong honey!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Eshacky, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. Eshacky

    Eshacky JF-Expert Member

    Apr 20, 2012
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    .. be strong honey... lol
    A man escapes from prison where he
    has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
    house to look for money and guns and
    finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties
    him to a chair, while tying the girl to
    the bed he gets on top of her, kisses
    her neck, then gets up and goes into
    the bathroom. While he's in there, the
    husband tells his wife:
    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,
    look at his clothes! He probably spent
    lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
    woman in years. I saw how he kissed
    your neck." If he wants sex, don't
    resist, don't complain, do whatever he
    tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
    much he nauseates you. This guy is
    probably very dangerous. If he gets
    angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
    love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't
    kissing my neck. He was whispering in
    my ear. He told me he was gay, thought
    you were cute, and asked me if we had
    any vaseline. I told him it was in the
    bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
    too!!"Like ยท