Vya English

[Viol]

A boy was driving down
the street,
was late 4 his exam &
couldn't find a parking.

Looking up towards the
Heaven he said,

"Lord, If
u find me a parking
space, I'll give up
drinking smoking"

Miraculously, A parking
space appeared.

He looked up again &
said,
"Never mind.. I
found one"

 

[Viol]

When Everyone has left you & No one is around you
& You are Standing alone in some corner of this
world..

Always Remember One Thing, . . . . . . . . .

Its the Best Time to Adjust your . . . . .
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UNDERWEAR

 

[Viol]

Galileo-----> Great mind
Einstein---->Genius mind
Newton-----> Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates----> Brilliant Mind
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.Me-----> Nevermind.....

 

[Viol]

Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:
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"You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!

 

[Viol]

[h=6]Girl sitting on the bench of a govt.park .. ..
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Beggar : Hi darling..!!

Girl (Angrily): How dare you call me as darling?

Begga r: Then what are you doing on my bed..! :O..[/h]

 

[Viol]

In Maths exam Room, A std 4 little Johnny wrote 2 his paper:
"Dear Maths,i hope you are fine.. Well, things are not as u expected here..to tell u the truth,..We are Tired of finding ur "X",accept the fact that she's gone,n will never come back..Move on with ur life dude!
Yourz, Johnny

[h=6]She said fu*k me and do something dirty ........ So I shagged her and shit under the pillow
[/h]

 

[caven dish]

Galileo-----> Great mind
Einstein---->Genius mind
Newton-----> Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates----> Brilliant Mind
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.Me-----> Nevermind.....

You made my day with this one!

 

[Nambe]

A boy was driving down
the street,
was late 4 his exam &
couldn't find a parking.

Looking up towards the
Heaven he said,

"Lord, If
u find me a parking
space, I'll give up
drinking smoking"

Miraculously, A parking
space appeared.

He looked up again &
said,
"Never mind.. I
found one"

excellent