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Cast: Steven Kanumba and Ramsey Noah Director: Steven Kanumba Writer: Ally Yakuti Rating: PG-18 Running Time: 120 min. Available in: VCD, DVD, VHS. Produced in: 2011. A young man working hard to...
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Ndugu zangu wale wote nilio waachia majukumu nataka ripoti....na zawadi zenu zipo hizi ni baadhi yake..nataka mniambie kina nani walikuwa wanarusha mawe?
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Byshernger, popote ulipo tambua kuwa senene ulioniachia nimewatunza hadi utakaporudi. Ni kitu gani kilikupata ulipohamia Unga Ltd? Njoo nitakupeleka Mchele LTD, kitu gani unga bana...
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Jamaa alikuwa anatongoza demu ghafla dushelele yake ikasimama kwa hasira akafungua zipu na kuutoa akauambia haya tongoza mwenyewe na haraka zako
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Dogo wa A-level alikuwa anapenda mademu kinyamaa lakini gundu. Ikawa tabu kwake. Juzi usiku kamatokea Malaika akamwambia amuombe anachotaka ataampa. Dogo akamwambia anataka demu. Malaika...
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Ndo nimefungulia radio hapa 0645 MAM, kwa raha zao, bila wasiwasi wala presha, DJ ameweka wimbo wa Brown Eyes wa Destiny's Child, nikajua labda amekosea mara moja, na nyimbo zinazofuata za...
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Habari kutoka watu wa karibu na MC shupavu wa ccm aka nape mkuu wa wilaya, anajuta kuwasema vibaya Makamanda wa CDM ili hali anataka kuhamia CDM, Hali hio imekuja wakati akionekana kukosa pozi la...
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bidada dutchess of toronto mugshot alipokuwa akiishi florida marekani. huyu dada alivamia hasheem baada ya hasheem kumtolea nje cousin yake mange kimavi, pia wamesoma zimbabwe na mange. huyu...
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kuna baadhi ya misamiati au majina ya kiswahili ambayo wanayajua walioishi mbeya kwa mda mrefu tu!! wa mikoa mingine hawayajui mfano, FONKA=FOREST BOGI=MVUA, SIBWE=Mwanaume aliyekomaa...
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nilipokuwa darasa la kwanza tulikuwa tunafundishwa kuimba hv "tunaunganisha herufi na irabu tunapata silabi,silabi na silabi ni neno neno na neno sentensi na hivi sasa tunasoma A E I O U. Basi...
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katika hali isiyotarajiwa, ninaangalia Discovery kipindi cha Crime Search na jamaa aliyekuwa ametoka Tanzania alikamatwa na kuwekwa chini ya Ulinzo kwa kuwa na "Unidentified Yellow Substance"...
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A man sitting in a pub with his wife, and he says "I LOVE YOU" She asks: Is that you or the Beer talking? He replies: It is ME talking to the BEER...:shut-mouth:
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GreatThinkers Habari za kiintelijensia nimezipata maeneo ya area C hapa Dom, kuwa kufuatia zogo la Magogoni kuzushiwa kukubali Posho mpya za Mjengoni Gaucho naye ataachia ngazi. Mwenye kujua...
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl...
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Nisaidieni nifanyeje ?
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Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kazini macho yote mawili yamevimba. Bosi wake akamuuliza kulikoni? Akajibu nilikuwa kanisani tunasali, tuliposimaa nikaona mwanamke mbele yangu sketi yake imeingia katikati...
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Jamaa kaenda kununua mananasi kwa mmakonde ili akatengeneze juice, akamuuliza mmakonde nanasi moja sh ngapi? Mmakonde akasema kila moja sh 500,Jamaa akamwambia nipe ya sh elfu ishirini, ndipo...
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kwa kuziunganisha hizi signature........ mfano: baada ya kusema "MIafrika ndivyo tulivyo" mwenyekiti wa kikao alimfuata akamnong'oneza "If you can't convince them, confuse them." ndipo alipoibuka...
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Wapendwa rafiki wote wa JF nitapotea kwa muda.not less than 9 months.tuombeane uzima kwenye mihangaiko.
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Kituo kipya cha Televisheni kinazidi kupata umaarufu nchini Marekani. Kituo hicho ni maalum kwa ajili ya mbwa. Kituo hicho kiitwacho DogTV kimepata umaarufu mkubwa mjini San Diego na sasa...
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