JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ukisikia mbu anakutembelea, utamfukuza kwa njia gani?
1. Kumbamiza kibao
2. Kwa kummaliza kwa makofi
3. Kwa kumbembeleza na kitambaa au
4. Kwa kumpa ofa feki ya damu ukisikia anakung'ata...
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Jamani wana Jf, (Maana Jukwaa hili nalo pana) kama kuna yeyote anayewafahamu watu hawa (Nadhani watakuwa wakubwa maana tulisoma nao enzi hizooo S/msingi Ligula 2003) awasiliane na mimi,
1. Asha...
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hapo zamani za kale palikuwa na mti mmoja mkubwa sana ili kuukumbatia unahitaji watu watano warefu! sasa mti huo ukatokeza matawi na tawi moja likawa kubwa sana ukubwa wake ukiwa nusu ya ya mti...
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I realy appriciate you mkuu, thanks for what you did to me...
God bless you...
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I hope that Tanzania starts getting more tourist Websites. Kenya has one more..
Kenya Travel Info - Plan the Perfect Holiday | Kenya Explore
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Shoga mmoja alienda kwa mganga wa akienyeji apewe dawa ya kuotesha nywele kifuani, mganaga akamwambia paka vaseline kifuani shoga akamjibu kama vaseline ni dawa basi bekinya yangu ingekuwa na afro
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Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decided to test it at dinner:Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?Son: At school (robot slaps son)Son: Okay I went to the...
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Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama...
"Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..."
Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana...
Atakusamehe tu..."
Jamaa...
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Urafiki wa MASABURI
Leo nimeamini kuwa hakuna marafiki kama masaburi
yalizaliwa pamoja; yanaishi pamoja; yanakaa pamoja; yanachapwa pamoja; yanatembea pamoja; yanavaa chupi pamoja na hata kufa...
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From a friend woo!
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You see why everyone prefers weekends !!!!!
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Kutoka Mtandaoni Yahoo
Typical Female
JEALOUSY
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to...
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Mkuu anaehusika na wanafunzi wa chuo akiwafafanulia jambo wanafunzi wapya chuoni "ndugu zangu... Bweni la wasichana ni wasichana tu na wanaume ni wanaume tu." Akiendelea kuwaasa "atakae kamatwa...
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hakika inaonekana PM wetu siasa kama aliingia kwa bahati mbaya in short inaonekana haikuwa fani yake, inaonekana kuna kazi ambayo ni yake kaikwepa, unadhani kazi gani ingemfaa mheshimkiwa huyu na...
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Yahoo mwisho sana!
A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully:
Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor :
My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did?
God...
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A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories...
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Wakuu naomba kufahamishwa hivi hiki kipindi cha This Week in Perspective huwa kinaruka lini na lini?
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Jamaa baada ya kwisha kuzichoma katoka na kuingia duka la muuza nyama,mara akaingia paka na kuanza kulia nyauuuuuuuu!!!nyauuuuuuuuuuu,
mjamaa akamwambia muuza nyama:" huyo paka anataka robo...
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wadau me naona kwa haya matatizo tuanzishe siku ya kitaif kuliaa tu kwakuwa ufisadi sasa ni halli
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Heading isiwachanganye
..Niko hapa Buguruni kwa Mnyamani napata utumbo wa kuku ulioviringishwa kwenye firigisi na chachandu ya pilipili na mbilimbi. Halafu bei powa tu shing mia tano.
Uswazi...
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