One day in a girlfriend asked her boyfriend a question
Girlfriend: if my left leg could be afternoon mills and my right leg could be evening mills what kind of mills you could eat?
Boyfriend: I...
............BABA mmoja alimpaka SUMU kwnye matiti ya mkewe ili mtoto akinyonya AFE maaana al hisi amisingiziwa[sio wake]........kurud kazini kakuta SHAMBA BOY ndo...
A girl asked her boyfriend, honey,why is it that when a girl have intimacy with more than one guy, she's a slut;people hate her, but when a guy does the same, he is a legend? the guy answered...
Mbongo mmoja akiwa ndani ya hoteli moja south africa,mara panya akaingia ndani.Jamaa akamtisha yule panya lakini yule panya alitulia bila hofu. Jamaa alikuwa hajui panya kwa kiingereza anaitwaje...
niliulizwa" what ABCDEFG stands for" & the answer was A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.. nikaulizwa tenah and "GFEDCBA" & Z answer was Girl Forgets Everthing Done & Catch new Boy A gain...
KUUNGAMA NOMA!! Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama... "Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..." Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana... Atakusamehe...
Ni usiku,unasikia usingizi,unajiandaa kulala,badala ya kusali/kuomba dua umshukuru Mungu/Subhana wataal kwa kukuwezesha uamke salama,ushinde salama,ulale salama wewe unakimbilia jamvini uchungulie...
As the title reads.............
Do you have one/ Where on your body is it? Is it noticeable in size?
What exactly is a birthmark and how does it relate to your birth?
Mimi...
Chinese Call-Center (Good One!)'
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes I understand you want to...
Jamaa wanne walikua wanabishana kuhusu nani ana wivu kuliko wenzake,mabishano yao yalikua hvi.
Wa kwanza:yani me nina wivu hadi nimeamua kuwa naenda ofisini na mke wangu ili huku nyuma vidume...
Baddhi ya Nchi zinazoongoza Kwa maraha hapa Afrika ni zile zilizotaaliwa na Mreno (Portuguese).. Mozambique na Angola ni Chiboooko yake...raha tupu. "Stress free zones" Kama Brazil..
Nishaona dalili mbaya, kwanza ID ilibadilishwa, afu nikaona mdogo wake Yang Masta anauliziwa...
I ken tek zis noo moo, CUTE popote ulipo, kuna mtu anapoteza jimbo huku.
Kuna katabia ambako nimeshindwà kukaacha... mf. nikiwa kwenye public tranport nikamwona mtu yuko busy anachat lazima na mie nitatoa kimchina changu nitatuma sms. kama cna salio nitasoma sms...
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