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Kuungama noooooma!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzalendowetu, May 28, 2012.

  1. M

    Mzalendowetu Member

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]KUUNGAMA NOMA!! Jamaa alienda kwa mchungaji kuungama... "Nihurumie Mungu wangu, nimetenda dhambi nyingi saana..." Mchungaji: "Mwanangu, usihofu... Mungu ni mwenye huruma saana... Atakusamehe tu..." Jamaa: "Mchungaji nimezini na wanawake wengi sana hapa kanisani...." Mchungaji: "Usihofu kabisa mwanangu, utasamehewa tu... Ila ili usamehewe vyema inabidi uwataje na useme umezini nao mara ngapi ili nao pia tuwaombee..." Jamaa: "Daaah, hapana mchungaji... Naona aibu saana, siwezi ongea..." Mchungaji: "Owky, sawa basi.. Baada tu ya ibada kuisha tutatoka lango kuu wote na ukimuona yoyote uliyewahi zini naye we sema 'ALELUYA'... Kama umezini naye mara moja, utasema 'ALELUYA' mara moja... Kama ni mara tatu hivyo hivyo..." Wakakubaliana na ibada ilipokwisha wote wakawa lango kuu la kutokea... Waumini walipoanza kutoka, akapita mke wajirani yake mmoja... Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA.... Mchungaji: "Mungu akusafishe na kukusamehe kabisa mara saba zote mlizozini..." Punde kidogo akatoka mke wa kiongozi wa kwaya taratiibu... Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA!!!!" Mchungaji: "Mungu awasamehe saana mara tatu zote mlizozini..." Mke wa mzee wa kanisa akapita huku kashika biblia... Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA..... Mchungaji: "Bwana akusamehe na kuwasafisha kabisa wote mara 5 zote ulizozini naye..." Mara akapita mke wa mchungaji... Jamaa: "ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA,ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA, ALELUYA... Kabla jamaa hajamaliza Mchungaji akamzibua KOFI na kumwambia... "PUMBAVUUUUU... . Tena SHENZI kabisa!!! Na ulaaniwe kabisa SHETWANI mkubwa we!!! Na MUNGU asikusamehe milele na moto wa JEHANAMU ukufanye kuni kabisa mbwaaah weeeeh... Tena TOKAAAAA ….na nisikuone tena unakanyaga kanisani kwangu!***************************************************
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  2. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
  3. Ta Kamugisha

    Ta Kamugisha JF-Expert Member

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    Te te te!
     
  4. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Thanx mzeiya, u've made ma dei
     
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    tatanyengo JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaazi kweli kweli.Kumbe mkuki kwa nguruwe, kwa binadamu.......!
     
  6. S

    Sugar-a Senior Member

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    Hilo kanisa noma wanaungama kwa mchungaji?? duh!!
     
  7. Jo the Great

    Jo the Great Member

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    mke anauma ucfanye mchezo
     
  8. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Hakunaga kuungama kwa mchungaji duniani, huwa hawana uwezo huo. Anaeungamisha ni Padri au askofu wa katoliki tuu.
     
  9. mbise victor

    mbise victor Member

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    mh ingawa nimecheka lakini duh Mungu akusamee kwa huo utani
     
  10. Tuyuku

    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    u have my day
     
  11. Oluoch

    Oluoch Senior Member

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    Haleluya haleluya haleluya
     
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