JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
nina mchumba angu na ana mtoto wangu mmoja wa kike aliifungua miaka mitatu iliyopita a nimemtolea posa na kumvisha pete kabisa sasa me nilisafiri mwanza kikaz ba yy kabak dar, juz niliamua...
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Question for boys only
what kind of girls are more attractive
Innocent girls?
Or
Intelligents?
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Katika mahusiano ya kimapenzi, iwe kati ya wanandoa, wachumba, wapenzi au hata usio rasmi (wa kimalaya) lazima kwa umri wako ulishakutana na kisa ambacho hadi leo huenda imebaki ni historia...
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Jamaa wawili walikuwa wanacheza karata porini. Mara wakapita wakulima, wakasikia sauti inasema, "Weka jembe chini. Wakaweka majembe yao chini. "Weka kisu, wakaweka visu chini.. " naomba kopa...
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Devi kaajiriwa kwenye kampuni, akiwa ndo kwanza ana siku mbili, akainua simu ya mezani na kupiga extension fulani akijua kampigia mtengeza chai;
Devi: Oyaa hebu haraka leta chai
Jibu: Nani we...
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Mbona we una kiherehere na kisebusebu hivyo? Nyie ndo mnalogwa alafu mnalalamika. Stupi... Shen... Type! Embu funga hii thread haraka, muone na sura ka kamasi la kondoo.
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There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:
General Practitioners know nothing and do little to patients.
Surgeons know little...
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Padri alichoka kusalisha akaamua kujirekodi kwenye kanda ili kila ikifika mda wa sala anasimama na kufungulia redio. Siku 1 akaisahau ile kanda nyumbani akamtuma mtumishi wake akaichukue kumbd...
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Nimejiuliza muda mrefu bila jibu naomba wadada nielewesheni. kuna aina ya magauni wadada wanayapenda ni marefu mpaka yanagusa chini kiasi kwamba mvaaji lazima alishikilie au apachike kwenye nguo...
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Boy: Hi love
Girl: Hi hun
Boy: Are u free this weekend?
Girl: No i hv 2 attend ma auntie's
introduction & i hv bible study on
Sunday
Boy: Too bad.....thout i wud tek u 4
shopping this wkend
Girl...
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Madaktar bngwa kutoka nchi 3 walikaa kushindana mfanikio ktk nchi zao:
MCHINA:Kwe2 alizaliwa mtt hana mikono,2kamwekea ya bandia na sasa ni mpiganaji karati maarufu.
MJERUMANI:Aah! Iyo kdg...
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nilikua na dogo langu moja sasa tukiudhiana tunapeana malani, sasa malani yake yalikua yanachekesha sana maana hayanilengi muhusika. labda mi ntaanza kumwambia kichwa kama sufuria
yake yeye sasa...
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Chawadika na Athuman Nyawanda walienda miembe mitano mtoni kuogelea. Chini ya mti wa msangala alikuwapo mzungu akila mafenesi. Ghafla Athuman akakamatwa na mamba na kumezwa. Chawadika akatoka mbio...
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...uko wapi nikuone MOYO wangu utulie...@Preta
...na wewe ungependa kumuona nani..ili MTIMA wako utulie...?
..Jumatatu Njema
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I'd prefer to be in bed at home.
My last words would be "Thanks very much all Jf members for the help and support you've given me through the years. I love Kaunga , Mwali ,Erotica , bht ...
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Kwa takribani siku kumi, nilifungiwa kuingia JF, eti kwa sababu nilitumia neno ................ naogopa kulitaja nisije nikapigwa tena ban (ila ni jina la pili la Didas!) ! Mods sijui kwa nini...
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Hivi nyie siku mlizozaliwa mnafanyaga nini?....... damn! siku zinakwenda aisee mvi zisha anza kutoka
happy b day mimi!
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Wanabodi,
Puppets ni watu ambao wanaamini kila lisemwalo au lifanywalo na mataifa mabeberu ndio right hata kama ni la uongo!.
Natoa darasa dogo la bure jinsi ya kujitambua kama na wewe ni...
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muda mchache nilikuwa garage nkashuhudia mafundi wanavyobofoa,
accellerator=exleta
side mirror=site mirror
indicator-hendi kata
steering wheel-mstelingi
semi trailler-semtella
tupia...
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