Nimeguswa sana na wimbo huu, mashairi, melodia na kila kitu, nimeona si vibaya tukapata utamu wote...
Nyie ndugu zangu bwana,
CHENU CHANGU, CHANGU CHANGU,
MKE WENU MKE WANGU, MKE WANGU MKE...
TOTO; Mama unajua hausgel we2 ni malaika??
MAMA;Kwa nini?unasema hivyo??
TOTO;Jana nilimwona ameshikilia ukuta akiwa uchi na mikono ameinua juu anaongea na yesu anasema...ooooh Yesu wangu...
Jamani jamani jana nimekuta kitu ch tofauti sana...kumbe mke wangu ni JF member tena ni PREMIUM member!!!! Aliacha laptop kitandani akatoka kwenda kumtuliza mtoto uani, nikataka kuangalia email...
huwa nasikia njiwa huwa hachangii jike lake na njiwa mwenzie. na kama akinyang'anywa jike lake huzira kula mpaka afe? je ni kweli? hebu ongeza unazofahamu. . . .
Saloon hizi zina mambo............................!
Jana nilikwenda kunyoa hizi mvi zangu, nilikuta kuna wateja wananyolewa katika saloon hiyo, hivyo ilibidi nikae nje kusubiri huku nikisoma...
Mwanamama aliwai kukutana na mgonjwa wa akili huko Hospitalini Mirembe akiwa amelazwa wodi ya vichaa.
Miez kadhaa baadaye wakakutana Dsm mitaani mazungumzo yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo...
za jion wapendwa mekaa nikawa nakumbuka jinsi mume wangu jg alivokua ananinyemelea na hatmae kunitia ubavun pake alianza hiviii!!
every time i see u and i luk to ur eyes there is feeling dat...
mzee mzima madibaa anatimiza miaka 94 hapa duniani ni nin kinachokufanya umkumbuke??
Mimi nakumbuka alifungwa jela 27 years still bado akawa anapigania uhuru wa Afrika kusini.
Soma hii na ujiulize mara nyingi
uwezavyo!!!ni kwanini kipindi
hichi cha uongozi wa muheshimiwa
mambo ya ajali yamezidi kutokea
tofauti na vipindi vyote vya
uongozi wa maraisi waliopita...
Ningependa nitoe Tips hizi hasa kwa Bishanga , CUTE , Judgement sweetlady charmingladyMadame B 'junior .Cux na wengine wote ambao sitaweza kuwataja.
Follow these tips to help...
Wife and husband decided to use the word phone call instead of sex when they wanted to make love so as their son wont decode. One day they had fight and start comunikeit using their son as folow...
a-Pande la jitu
b-Ana uchungu sana na nchi
c-Hana mke
d-Ana sura ngumu
Haya mawazo huwa yananijia sana hasa wakati ninapokuwa nasikiliza audio zake kutokana na sauti lake
jinsi lilivyo base...
Soma mazungumzo haya
son:dady,what should i giv 2 my girlfrnd az a gift?
Dad:how does she look like?
Son:she z pretty,swty,sex an also luvly
dady:GIVE HER MY NUMBER....
Duh,huyu dady ni noma.....
...halafu ndio wanakuja na tabiri zao mmavi mmavi.
Hii mamlaka ya utabiri wa hewa sijui wakoje, ajali imetokea ndo wanatoa tahadhari kuwa kutakuwa na upepo mkali pwani ya kusini. Walikuwa wapi...
Mchungaji na Dereva Taksii walikufa,walipofika Mbinguni Mwenyeji wao akampa Dereva Taksi mahala pazuri pakuishi, Jumba kubwa maru maru tele, hewa safi,mito ya maziwa na asali na matunda ya kila...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the...
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