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Don't mess with a Zanzibari

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndallo, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    A tourist asked a boat guy in zanzibar, "Do you know Biology,
    Geology or

    The boat guy said, "NO...." not any.

    The tourist then asked, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will
    die of illiteracy!"

    The boat guy said nothingÂ….. After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking!

    The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology From Crocodiology?"

    The tourist said, "NO!"

    The boat guy replied, "Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology Will eat your Assology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology!
  2. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa, kweli nimeamin kila mtu ana ujinga wake kwnye jambo flan so usimdharau usiemjua. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, safi sana mzanzibar, mbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf muzungu ala, unaleta dharau kwa usie mjua.....
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    big up mkuu!