JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A married man died before having
sex with his wife. The wife then
cuts his manhood embalms and
fixed it on the wall. Each night she
went to the wall to....
satisfy herself. One day her...
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Kwanza kabisa naomba kukaribishwa,,,
pili ningependa kujibiwa hiki kijiswali etiii MLANGO HUFUNGWA WAKATI GANI??
Ahsanteni.
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Listen baby wheneva i see u ma heart accelarate 2 da maximum velocity 'n' initially incriz ma blood flow with pressure. In ma heart u'll remain costant provided dat true love can neither be...
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nawataja kwa taaluma zao:
pou: ni mwalimu wa UPE uhuru mchanganyiko.
Roulette: taaluma yake ina utata,inasemekana ni 'fundi',kuruka kwa ungo kwake ni muhali.
Candid Scope: Mnec wa sisiem...
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Hebu fikiria we Baba umepata safari ya kikazi miezi mitatu. Siku unarudi unamkuta mkeo mpendwa kavaa kanga yenye maandishi, "KULIKO KIOZE, HERI NIMPE JIRANI".
Ungechukua uamuzi gani?
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Nlipokwenda libya kumtafuta Seif al-islam ndio nikajua kumbe waswahili hatuna tulichoanzisha hata lugha tumekopa kwa warabu tena kwa kiwango kikubwa mno! Kuna maneno nlikuwa najua yakibantu kumbe...
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Leo nilipitia pale kilabuni kwa Kimario kupata kisusio Bana.. Sasa ile tunapiga piga Stori si Kimario akajifanya anajua Lugha kibao? Nikamwambia Kimario kuna majina JeiEfu huwa siyaelewi yana...
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Mtoto wa miaka 6 alikuwa anapenda sana hadithi,,Bibi yake alilitambua hilo,usiku mmoja alimwita huyo mtoto amsimulie hadithi,,bibi kaanza BIBI: Hapo zamani za kale..
MTOTO:Mmmm!
BIBI: Sungura na...
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Tajiri mmoja alitaka kufunga ndoa,akaamua ashone nguo ambayo haina rangi,,akamweleza fundi cherehani amshonee nguo hiyo na atampa kias chochote atakachotaka,,FUNDI cherehan akawazaa akaona hakuna...
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Unaelezea jinsi kitendo kinavyofanyika. Anayefuata anataja jina la kitendo hicho, kisha naye anaelezea kitendo kingine kwa anayefuata kukitaja jina lake na kuendelea.
Mifano:
1.Kutoa sauti...
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Hii kali
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!. All the students in the...
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Awe ni mcheza mpira, sinema, maigizo, sarakasi, ngonjera, bongo fleva etc, wanawake hupapatika sana hata kama hana kitu.....
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Kuwa na huruma sana inaponza sana, kwa mfano wa karibu ni mimi. Unajua mimi ni mtu mwenye huruma sana, na hii inanikosti. Lakini bahati mbaya hiyo ndio tabia yangu, siwezi kubadilika. Unajua kwa...
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nimepita leo asubuhi huku jukwaani nikakuta mtu kauliza swali la wanawake wa kabila gani wachafu sasa mimi nawajua wanawake wa kabila la ki''colour'' nahisi wao ndio wanaoongozaa. Wewe unadhani...
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Wana wa chit chat baada ya mizunguko ya mchana kutwa sasa ni muda wa kupumzika na kutafakari ya kesho mungu akipenda kumbuka usingizi haukopwi love you. Good night
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polisi;arooo unaitwa nani?
Jamaa;mamba
Polisi;unaishi wapi?
Jamaa;MTONI
Polisi;wapi?
Jamaa;MTONIMTONGANI
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WAKATI NILIPOANZA FACE BOOK, NILIKUWA NAJUA PROFILE PICTURE YA MTU NDIO MTU MWENYEWE. SO NIKAWA NAJUA NDIO WAMENIOMBA URAFIKI, MFANO: Chris brown, Willy Smith, 50 CENT, EDIE MURPHY, RONNIE, MESSI...
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Describe your self kwa neno moja tuu kati ya haya.
1-mtanashati
2- beautiful
3-handsome boy
4-Mjanja
5-muhuni 6-Genius
7-play boy/girl
8-msomi
9-sistaduu/brazamen
10-Msela
11-Flirt...
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