JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Husband sat quietly reading a newspaper [emoji65]
Wife: Honey, I wish I was that newspaper.
Husband: Why?
Wife: So you could hold me in your hands all day.[emoji20]
Husband: Oh. I wish you were...
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Namshukuru Mungu kunipa tena kibali cha kutimiza umri huu! Nawatakia wale wenzangu tuliozaliwa tarehe kama ya leo na mwez huu!! happy birthday to us!
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Leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa kwa kijana Yericko Nyerere
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Wengi wetu huadhimisha siku mbalimbali za maisha yetu kwa njia mbalimbali ikiwemo sherehe kubwa. Je ni sherehe ipi katika hizi ni mhimu kukumbukwa na kwa sababu gani!
1) Siku ya kuzaliwa
2) Siku...
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Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?"
Girl: (No, Why?)
Boy: "Because you have everything
I'm looking for.;)
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Hii Kali
Jamaa mmoja kakutana na demu mkalii Mlimani City...
Akamfuata na kumuomba namba ya simu... akapewa wakiwa karibu na parking...
Baada ya kupewa namba akamuaga binti akaelekea kwenye...
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Mother, “How was school today,
Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great
mum! Today we made
explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very
fancy stuff with you these days.
And what will you do at school...
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Jana wakati nakiandaa kwenda kanisani nadhani shetani alikuwa anataka kuniharibia upako wangu, nilimuacha mama yoyo akiwa kalala niko sebuleni nataka kutoka nje dada wa kazi akiwa ndani ya night...
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eti wanajamvi...!kwanini mtoto anapoumia au anapoadhibiwa hulia
'mama weeee' na si 'baba weeee;'
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Katika nchi ambazo zinatoa nafasi nyingi za kazi / ajira ni Sudan ya kusini na Somalia, na hazitoi tu nafasi za kazi bali hata kazi zake zenyewe nazo zina mshahara mkubwa na mnono lakini cha...
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Ndugu wapendwa,
Naandaa mkutano wa wanaMMU, lengo ni kukutana kimwili (physically) kwa ajili ya kujamiana (kusocialize).
Naamini mkutano huo utatoa fursa ya kufahamiana, kubadilishana mawazo...
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Ndugu zangu watanzania. Leo ningependa tujadili jambo muhimu sana kwa mustakbali wa nchi yetu. Haswa katika kipindi hiki cha hapa kazi tu.....
Leo ningependa tujadili kuhusu hiki kiungo muhimu...
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Habari wanajamvi?
Kwanza awali ya yoote bibie Faiza, Asalaam aleikhum!
Kisha baada ya salam adhimu kwa ajili yako nimekaa nkajaribu kujiuliza..
Hivi kwa post na comment zako kwa thread za watu...
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Yaani hizi tabia za kiswahili huwa zinastaajabisha sana km si kushangaza na kukereketa.
saa saba mchana mtu anakuja
Kukusalimia kwako mara anaanzisha stor kibao ili mda wa
Msosi ufike cha ajabu...
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Habari za Asubuhi wadau, najua wengi mmeona au kusikiliza vyombo mbalimbali vya habari. Hebu tupia jina gani la mtangazaji ukilisikia basi unakuwa mwemereee! Kwa mfano mimi Yule jamaa, Sekioni...
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Salamu zikufikie popote pale Ulipo Je hujambo? Mimi ni mzima wa Afya njema Lengo/dhumuni la andiko hili ni kutaka kujua mahali ulipo na Kukusalimia.
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Muda Si Mrefu Nilikuwa Natoka Kumtafuta ( Kwiyo Kwiyo ) Wangu a.k.a Kuku Vichakani Baada Kuniponyoka Na Kukimbia Na Wakati Namtafuta Porini Nimekutana Na Watoto Wadogo Kabisa WAKINGONOKA Huko...
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Habari zenu wakuu,
Leo jioni nategemea kuwa na ugeni mzito kwangu,nimepanga niwatoe dinner kwenye moja ya hotel nzuri hapa Dar.
Binafsi nimefkiria Double tree by Hilton au Sea cliff, sina uzoefu...
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