Red Scorpion
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- Feb 1, 2012
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Husband sat quietly reading a newspaper 
Wife: Honey, I wish I was that newspaper.
Husband: Why?
Wife: So you could hold me in your hands all day.
Husband: Oh. I wish you were a newspaper as well.
Wife: Really, why?
Husband: So I can get a new one everyday.
.......and that's how the fight started. 
Wife: Honey, I wish I was that newspaper.
Husband: Why?
Wife: So you could hold me in your hands all day.
Husband: Oh. I wish you were a newspaper as well.
Wife: Really, why?
Husband: So I can get a new one everyday.
.......and that's how the fight started. 
