With Heartfelt Sentiments on your Birthday!

[Mr Rocky]

Mmmmh Mr Rocky niliyempa hata ua jekundu na akanipiga talaka anafaa kitu kwani.

Kwanza simtaki tena.

Mamndenyi sitaki nataka hizo nikirudisha majeshi yangu kwa nguvu zote lazima ujikute mokononi mwangu wala usiusemee moyo bana

 

[Mamndenyi]

Siwezi sema hapa ubaoni
Sitaki kuwapa wengine faida tena.

Mamndenyi sitaki nataka hizo nikirudisha majeshi yangu kwa nguvu zote lazima ujikute mokononi mwangu wala usiusemee moyo bana

 

[Nivea]

Kosea njia utaelekezwa, lakini usikosee lugha...tuliza kichwa unapoandika comment ya jf. #sijakuelewa Nivea

nimechoka sana

 

[Paloma]

Nshastuka mie sweetlady.. Nachunga mzigo wangu..

ozzbend sosoliso....ujue nakuchunga pia...usijisahau!!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Siwezi sema hapa ubaoni
Sitaki kuwapa wengine faida tena.

Mamndenyi bora tuu unyamaze na tusiliongelee tena hili maana nakujua na najijua

 

[Paloma]

Hivi mkeo Chocs hajakuambia mahusiano yetu aise ni binamu yangu so nina haki ya kuchat nae na kutoka nae bana




Binamu Paloma nimekumissije aise wacha tuu bana
Nipo binamu yaani sijakuona siku kadhaa mpaka karibu nipate bp na oilcom na shell na total kwa wakati mmoja

binamu ujue ntakuwa nakuogopa...........manake akitokea mtu kama Mamndenyi akakutupia kibiriti kwenye sheli zako...........umekwisha!!!
Bora upoe kama maji mtungini kwa kuwa mapendo kwa binamu hayafi. Poa moyo binamu Mr Rocky!

 

[Lady doctor]

Huyo mama wa kiwowowo lol kinategaje sasa hahahaaaaa

hahahaaa............ Erickb52 we mbayaaaaa............ Yaani umetegea mpaka uzaliwe ndio utie maguu humu loh!
Btw, nimekumis sana atii!

 

[Mr Rocky]

binamu ujue ntakuwa nakuogopa...........manake akitokea mtu kama Mamndenyi akakutupia kibiriti kwenye sheli zako...........umekwisha!!!
Bora upoe kama maji mtungini kwa kuwa mapendo kwa binamu hayafi. Poa moyo binamu Mr Rocky!

Si umemuona hapo juu Paloma
yaani full majanga aise maana nikimess up tuu nina kibiriti naona bora ninyamaze
Hivi sosoliso alifika nyumbani salama maana juzi alikunywa pombe kali na kuanga kuongea kiinglish tuu meza nzima tukawa hatumuelewi maana sisi wa st kayumba ni balaa

 

[Lady doctor]

Aache wapi? Jana kuna mitaa arachuga kaonekana na Lady doctor.

nta kusue......! We endelea kunifuatilia tu!

 

[sosoliso]

ozzbend sosoliso....ujue nakuchunga pia...usijisahau!!!

Ha ha ha babe Paloma.. kwa hiyo tunanjugana sio.. or samahani tunachungana sio..

 

[Lady doctor]

Ila kweli eeeh
Hebu Lady doctor badili avatal hadi mfungo uishe kwanza

ha ha ha haa, nitabadilisha kwaajili yako

 

[sweetlady]

Halafu nyieeeeee

Halafu weweeeeeeeeee.....teh.... Ni upepo tu utapita kwe kwe kwe.... Usijali eeh!

 

[Lady doctor]

heee wewe Lady doctor ni binamu yake iweje hamfanyie kitu mbaya nduguye? usiwagombanishe ndugu wewe,

cousin, naona Erickb52 hajui kamati mi ni nduguye

 

[sosoliso]

Mitego hiyo....mi simo.

Mitego unaijua wewe Arushaone..?

Umeonae? Maskini sosoliso wa watu, mkewe yuko busy huku anatega kiserengeti boy yeye wala hajui daaah!!

Ha ha ha sweetlady.. Nani kisengereti hapa. ARUshone..? Babu kizee kabisa huyo..!

 

[Paloma]

Si umemuona hapo juu Paloma
yaani full majanga aise maana nikimess up tuu nina kibiriti naona bora ninyamaze
Hivi sosoliso alifika nyumbani salama maana juzi alikunywa pombe kali na kuanga kuongea kiinglish tuu meza nzima tukawa hatumuelewi maana sisi wa st kayumba ni balaa

hahaha acha tu binamu.........alifika na nusu mzinga wa grants....tukaanza kunyang'anyana ili nimpe maji walau kilevi kipungue! nna kazi binamu..........!!!

 

[Paloma]

Ha ha ha babe Paloma.. kwa hiyo tunanjugana sio.. or samahani tunachungana sio..

habari ndiyo hiyo mon chou sosoliso!! kalaghabaho

 

[Mr Rocky]

hahaha acha tu binamu.........alifika na nusu mzinga wa grants....tukaanza kunyang'anyana ili nimpe maji walau kilevi kipungue! nna kazi binamu..........!!!

Sikuamini siku hiyo kama sosoliso angefika home maana kiinglish alichokuwa anaongea kigumu hatukumuelewa na hapo hapo ameshautwika ikawa balaa
Binamu Paloma ila jamaa ana kichwa cha kuzuia pombe aise

 

[sosoliso]

Si umemuona hapo juu Paloma
yaani full majanga aise maana nikimess up tuu nina kibiriti naona bora ninyamaze
Hivi sosoliso alifika nyumbani salama maana juzi alikunywa pombe kali na kuanga kuongea kiinglish tuu meza nzima tukawa hatumuelewi maana sisi wa st kayumba ni balaa

Aiseee Mr Rocky kumbe nikinywa ninaongea kiinglishi kikali nikishapata masanga..?

 

[Mr Rocky]

Aiseee Mr Rocky kumbe nikinywa ninaongea kiinglishi kikali nikishapata masanga..?

Ni balaa maana kiinglish kilikuwa kinakutoka over umezaliwa kwa malkia vile
Tukaamini sosoliso lugha inapanda kesho yake sasa kuongea tena hakuna

 

[Lady doctor]

Amri ya kumi na moja, usimtamani mke wa Arushaone.

CC: Lady doctor.

ya 12 asinitamani binamu yake.

Cc: Erickb52