Wanawake na magari

[Kasie]

Ninekukubali tyta kwa matukio katika picha, hapo kajaribu kachemsha ndo anampigia fundi aje.

 

[Anna Mosha]

Napita tu

 

[KakaJambazi]

Am independent woman, everything in my name nimegharamia mwenyewe with my own money. Siombi mtu sitegemei mtu thank God nina uzima afya tele viungo sawia mwilini nafanya kazi napata hela natumia nitakavyo. Na tena ukisema halali najua mipaka ya money laundery sijihusishi nazo.
Ushamfaham Kasinde!!?

Mi nko single pia.

 

[Kasie]

Ninekukubali tyta kwa matukio katika picha, hapo kajaribu kachemsha ndo anampigia fundi aje.

 

[Kasie]

Mi nko single pia.

Ready to mingle sio eehh!! Utaweza kubundi na kupopo? Mi nalalaga masaa 2 tuu kati ya 24

 

[Mentor]

We hujaacha uchonganishi tuu, mbona mchochezi hivoo, Ebenezer Junior hajambo??!

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Ahahaha mie kimyaaaaaaa.....

Hajambo anamuulizia anti ake kila siku!!!

Hahahahaaaaaa!!!! That the reality Bro!!! kwa wale mnaosoma btn the lines!!!

Niko salama sana Mkuu... Familia haijambo pia.

Haiye awae! Kazi unayo....

 

[Kasie]

Asantee hongera nawe

Hongera Kasinde kwa kumiliki gari....

 

[Kasie]

Yeah its me Kasie

Kasindeeee tena!!!miss yah gal

 

[Kasie]

Mm hata kesho nkikupata ww lazima cku 1 tulaze viti kwny gari

Oohhoooo maumivu ya kichwa huanza polepole

 

[Tized]

Kui uienda mae?

Napita tu

 

[Tized]

Aika simba. Iwa mara mapfungye nae, ngimuambuya tupu chandu aimba iha, kuore kindo kyoose pfo. Naikushela tupu!!! ngekaria ma imbia pfa womo pfo mbe kany. Leka ngieendelee iitukuo tikyi kipfa ngiwonyi wandu wafoi wawonyi kuore kindo kya uloi iha.. Pure tupu mangyi yako.

Mkuu hakuna matata, Nipo na Kasinde tunakula ujana mdogo mdogo!!!!

Ahahaha mie kimyaaaaaaa.....

Hajambo anamuulizia anti ake kila siku!!!




Haiye awae! Kazi unayo....

 

[Kasie]

Mmmmhh Mentor nina ugomvi na wewe, ndo umesababisha yote haya. Nakuja kigamboni, usitoke!! Hili umelianzisha inabidi ulimalize. Dr. Tized alikuwa ametulia wewe ukamfokonyoa aliko ona sasa........

Aika simba. Iwa mara mapfungye nae, ngimuambuya tupu chandu aimba iha, kuore kindo kyoose pfo. Naikushela tupu!!! ngekaria ma imbia pfa womo pfo mbe kany. Leka ngieendelee iitukuo tikyi kipfa ngiwonyi wandu wafoi wawonyi kuore kindo kya uloi iha.. Pure tupu mangyi yako.

Mkuu hakuna matata, Nipo na Kasinde tunakula ujana mdogo mdogo!!!!

 

[Kasie]

Anti anakula ujana, mwambie nakuja kigamboni namletea chama na choklet

Ahahaha mie kimyaaaaaaa.....

Hajambo anamuulizia anti ake kila siku!!!




Haiye awae! Kazi unayo....

 

[Doppelganger]

Niko fit mnoo nikikupigia ujue nahitaji ambulance maana sitaweza kuendesha kwa kuumwa

Wenzako hata wakijing'ata tu wanatamani kuita ambulance!

 

[Nokia83]

Oohhoooo maumivu ya kichwa huanza polepole

Mm najua kuyaondoa haraka

 

[GwaB]

hawajui ujanja unashuka kwenye gari tana kama umependeza wewe unafungua boneti unajifanya unaangalia angalia watakuja wanaume tu..... kama ni pancha unachukua jeki unajifanya kuanza kurekebisha aah bwana wakaka wa mjini wanajisogeza pole pole mtoto wa kike huku unatabasamu ..... wanawake wengi hatujui hata kukagua gari ni basi.... kazi ya wanaume hiii sisi ni kuendesha tu

Kweli kabisa maam, lakini kinyume chake ni pale mwanaume anapoingia jikoni kupika,kina dada wanakuchungulia kiudadisi kama unaweza kweli kupika chakula,ukikosea kidogo tu wanakucheka na kuusaidia upishi, Kifupi ngoma ni drooo.

 

[mwekundu]

Utamu wa Kasinde anaujua Athumani msumeno mranda mbao, wakati tuko wadogo tulikuwa tunaimba, "Athumani nipasulie mbao aliakwechee kwechee alia kwechee msumeno". Ulikuwa unamaanisha matusi yaaniAthumanianavoranda au kupasua mbao kwa msumeno ndo sawa na jamaa ana msrew Asha

ha ha ha unatisha

 

[Amo1]

Mm cita mruhusu mke wang kuendesha gari coz wanambwembwe sn huku hawajui gharama ya gari lenyewe

 

[Kasie]

Kasindeeee tena!!!miss yah gal

Yeah am here mamii

 

[Mrs Kharusy]

Haya mumie twende mdogo mdogo

Wengine TZ 11 inatuhusu....lol